Hot Female Hunter Captures NBA G.O.A.T.

Lebron James is a basketball player, father, and married man in that order. When your career allows you to afford child support married men can commit to diving into DMs like a pirate looking for lost doubloons.  read more

LeBron James Grows A Pair

Someone should inform LeBron James that what he's doing isn't all that serious or important. There's a lot of money involved, but stop acting like you're on House of Cards. read more

LeBron James Takes Safety Pin Challenge

LeBron James is wearing a safety pin on his lapel on the cover of Sports Illustrated, where he was just named the gender neutral Sportsperson of the Year. The safety pin is meant to show solidarity with those who feel disenfranchised by Trump winning the election. While... read more

LeBron's Posse Hurts

Phil Jackson is an overpaid crotchety pretentious fuck who is almost certainly a dick to the waitress. He thinks he's really smart because he coached the best teams of all time. Roll out the ball and ramble about yoga. read more

King James DMs PAWG

Lebron James sent a direct message to meaty-assed Instagrammer Rachel Bush. Bush promptly posted a screenshot of the message because that's standard operating procedure for girls who have selected the exciting career field of posting pictures of themselves in thongs to... read more

LeBron James Ten Year Old College Bound

LeBron James ten year old son, LeBron James Jr, has already been recruited by multiple colleges according to James who expressed his irritation and then dangled a carrot in front of anyone potentially interested: "It's pretty crazy. It should be a violation. You... read more

LeBron James Taking The NBA Down With Him

LeBron James and Kevin Hart hosted the NBA All-Star All-Style Fashion Show over All Star Weekend, where players competed for an award for being Best Dressed. This was widely considered an embarrassment to the NBA and the male race as well by everyone except those... read more

LeBron James Delusional

LeBron James is utterly mistaken about how important he is and thinks his first game back in Cleveland will be remembered throughout history somewhere between the Immaculate Reception and the fall of the Berlin Wall. That fell, right? "For me, none of us should take this... read more

LeBron Returns to Cleveland; Cleveland Lays Out Like a Doormat

In Northeast Ohio, nothing is given. Everything is earned. You work for what you have. I'm ready to accept the challenge. I'm coming home. That's how LeBron called upon his inner Tom Wolfe to announce his decision to return to Cleveland. It had nothing to do really with... read more

LeBron James Marries His Baby Mama

LeBron James got married over the weekend. If you believe media accounts, it was romantic as fuck. Beautiful hotel, Beyonce flew in from wherever Beyonce flies in from to sing with Jay-Z at the reception. LeBron married Savannah Brinson, the girl he started banging... read more

lebron is ridiculous

LeBron James has a profile on “60 Minutes” this week, and in the middle of the interview he casually drains a shot from well past half court.  If you don’t know, his team is in first place right now by 23 games, and quite honestly, his team is not that good.  If he were a... read more