What’s a bigger phone related story; the HTC party last night in New York, attended by Charlize Theron and Leighton Meester among others, or this report claiming Apple would unveil the iPhone 5 less than 2 weeks from now? Or here’s a better question; what in the hell made me think that would be an interesting introduction? Holy Christ do I need a vacation.
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Just to set the table here, ‘Gossip Girl’ star Leighton Meester was born in prison, and not because her mom was the warden. She was an inmate, doing time for drug trafficking. Her father, grandfather and aunt also spent time in federal prison for drug dealing. Leighton however seems to be nice enough and you never really hear anything bad about her.
So when Leightons mom makes a bunch of wild claims about what a bitch her daughter is, guess which side I’m inclined to believe.
The New York Daily News says…
Constance Meester claims her famous daughter reneged on an oral agreement to pay her $10,000 a month, cancelled her health insurance and assaulted her in December by “throwing her to the ground and repeatedly hitting her with a bottle.”
The 54-year-old mom says Leighton’s “malicious” treatment has left her “destitute” as she cares for the star’s ailing younger brother.
She alleges in the suit filed Monday that her house fell into foreclosure and she needs $5,000 a month to treat her Hepatitis C.
Constance Meester argues she deserves the millions in cash because she “sacrificed her happiness” to further her daughter’s career, according to the suit.
Leighton Meester, 25, hasn’t addressed the allegations publicly, but (she) filed her own suit Friday in anticipation of the claims.
Her suit alleges she sent $7,500 a month to support her brother Alexander and that her mom used the money for plastic surgery, Botox injections and hair extensions.
Leighton will always be a less sexy version of porn star Tori Black to me, and since we already have Tori Black and she does anal and everything I’m not sure why we even need Leighton, but it’s still terrible that she has to deal with this nonsense. It’s probably not a good sign where there’s a porn star who is identical to you in every way, except that she’s from a better family.
‘Gossip Girl’ star Leighton Meester isn’t merely a less attractive version of porn star Tori Black (here), and last night she proved it by going all out for the opening of American Eagles flagship store in Times Square.
Some girls know how to put on makeup, but I like a girl who really puts on makeup. She should sprain her wrist from pushing that shit into her skin. In fact the eye shadow should come with a gallon of milk because the bones in your hand are gonna need the calcium. If you want to look nice, that is.
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‘Gossip Girl’ stars Blake Lively and Leighton Meester presented the Emmy for Best Guest Actor in a Comedy last night, and Leighton is super hot of course, but she looks exactly like porn star Tori Black (here and here. Can anyone even tell them apart? I would pay 10,000 dollars for every time they kissed). And since Regular Tori Black doubles as Slutty Tori Black, Leighton needs to do more than just look like Regular Tori Black. Maybe she could hold a flashlight under her chin and be Telling A Ghost Story Tori Black. Something like that, except, you know, not retarded.
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Leighton Meester, who would like you to know that the “waters warm” and then bounce, also says that, despite all evidence to the contrary, the sex tape allegedly starring her is not real. Or something. She tells Harpers Bazaar…
“[The tape] is not real. So it makes me sort of sad. It’s unfortunate that it got carried as far as it did. People think it’s real because somebody says it is. By the way, [as for] me being 18 in those pictures, I don’t believe I was.”
A-Ha! That’s exact … wait what? She was or maybe was not 18 in the pictures from the tape that isn’t real? Are we all talking about the same tape? You know what, forget I asked because I don’t actually care. It sure as hell looks like her (NSFW) and if I can pretend that my girlfriend is Leighton Meester during sex, I can sure as hell pretend that Leighton Meesters exact replica is Leighton Meester during sex.
Leighton Meester is at least as famous as her “Gossip Girl” co-star Blake Lively, and they both play spoiled rich girls known for fashion, yet somehow Blake is wearing expensive heels and a sexy dress with no bra, while Leighton is wearing purple and green with her hair slicked back like she’s the fucking Green Goblin.
I don’t know how Blake has managed to win this power struggle (blowjobs) but I think her strategy (blowjobs) could blow this job for Leighton if she doesn’t blowjob blowjob. And soon.
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