The Leighton Meester sex-tape website is up now with screencaps (full size NSFW here), and it seems legit though I’m not sure who “Leigton” Meester is. The sample pics are nice but I could have done without the creepy pervert description of her hot young body. Why do they have to make it so seedy. Can I please have my dignity, can I please just masturbate with the corner of my tshirt in my teeth and the sound on low so I can hear keys in the front door, like the well respected member of society that I am? Is that too much to ask?
06.19.2009 Leighton Meester has a sex tape
Leighton Meester of Gossip Girl was born in prison while her mom was doing time for drug trafficking (more here), so she’s almost definitely a little bit screwed up, and yet the news of her sex tape hitting the market is still a surprise. A very very very very very welcome surprise. TMZ says…
“We’ve learned a Meester tape is being shopped around town. It was shot a few years back, and shows Leighton in mostly innocuous though nude scenes — with several big exceptions … one involving her very talented feet.”
Oh no. Oh crap. “Her very talented feet”? I hope this isn’t the tape she and I made, the one where she dialed 911 with her toes and then kicks me and then runs away. That bitch is tough as nails.
(hq jump = here. image source = flynet)
06.01.2009 Thank God for Leighton Meester
Thank God for Leighton Meester, the one and only girl at MTV last night that even tried to look sexy. Her dress would have been way hotter if it was just cut away instead of sheer, but she looked terrific anyway, and it was more than enough to win First Prize. I don’t know why she looked fug last month at the beach (here) but she obviously took care of business, and now I never want to speak of that incident again. This approach worked with my girlfriends positive pregnancy test, I see no reason why it can’t here.
(image source = getty. jump to full size = here)
05.11.2009 Aww what the hell
It’s weird when you find out these sexy Hollywood stars aren’t sexy at all and in fact look just like anyone else. Up until 10 minutes ago I would have sworn under penalty of death that “Gossip Girl” star Leighton Meester was a gorgeous piece of ass with an amazing body. But now it would seem I’ve been tricked. Pretty badly, as it turns out. I should be able to sue, like that little kid when he saw Mickey take off his head at Disneyland. This is just like that, except here Mickey took off his head and then did a line of coke while Winnie the Pooh banged him in the ass with a belt around his neck.
(image source = pacific coast)
09.24.2008 LEIGHTON WAS BORN IN JAIL, PT 2
Just about three weeks ago, Star magazine broke the story that "Gossip Girl" star Leighton Meester was born in jail while her mother was serving a sentence for drug trafficking (more on that here). Denials were made all around, but oh hey guess what. Us magazine goes to newsstands today and has Leighton admitting everything for the cover story.
…her mom Connie was pregnant with Leighton when she entered federal prison in Texas. At 29, she gave birth while she was just beginning her sentence following a conviction for her involvement with a drug ring that smuggled 1,200-pound shipments of marijuana into the United States from Jamaica. Her father, Doug, also served time for being part of the smuggling operation. Today, Doug works in construction and Connie is a screenwriter.
"Anything that her mother and I did that was questionable occurred before she was born," Doug, who split from Connie in 1992, tells Us.
Meester's rough start gives her perspective today.
"It makes me very nonjudgmental and open-minded," the 22-year-old tells Us. "And I think it just makes me appreciate the things that I have now."
Whatever. I’m not buying her nice girl act. Look at her. That bitch is trouble. We need a hero to stand up, to reclaim the night and take back the streets from hard ass bitches like Leighton Meester! Won’t someone help us?!?!
09.02.2008 LEIGHTON MEESTER WAS BORN IN JAIL
Star magazine says today that "Gossip Girl" star Leighton Meester was born in jail as her mother was serving time in a federal prison for drug running. And I think I speak for everyone when say, fucking … awesome.
In the Sept. 15 issue of Star, on sale Wednesday, we reveal that Leighton Meester, who plays the privileged Blair Waldorf in the hot TV series, was born while her mother was serving a federal prison sentence in Texas. The mom was allowed to stay in a halfway house for the birth, but had to return to prison on the day Leighton turned three months. The future star was raised by a relative while mom served out her sentence for her role in a major drug-running ring.
None of those details appear in the actress' bio, which falsely lists the young star as being born in Marco Island, Fla., where her parents moved in the late '80s.
And Leighton's mom isn't the only member of her family with a record — her father, grandfather and aunt all did hard time in federal prisons for drug dealing!
I think the important thing is to judge Leighton by her family and where she was born. She was born in jail, therefore, yes, she is a bad person. Similarly, I have a kind and enchanting personality. Where was I born? That’s right. Gumdrop Island.
