Demi Moore is quite a dancer

By brendon December 06, 2012 @ 5:24 PM

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Did you ever go to a dance in junior high dance and the chaperones starting dancing too and it freaked everyone out? Well this is like that. Especially since… is that the twist, is she doing the twist? Holy fuck, how old are you, Demi? What, was there not enough room for the Charleston, you damn weirdo?

(image source of demi, stacey keibler and lenny kravitz at the chanel party at soho house in miami = splash)

Lenny Kravitz is cool

By brendon June 28, 2011 @ 12:07 PM

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Lenny Kravitz looked pretty cool yesterday when he was walking around Soho and talking on a super retro corded handset. Jennifer Love Hewitt has a handset like this too. Except she only uses her at places like Starbucks when it’s real crowded, and she just goes “ring, ring” out of the corner of her mouth and then pulls the handset out of her purse. Then she says, “What? You think I’m the most beautiful girl ever and you wan’t me to model bikinis because I’m so skinny? Well, okay, ha-ha!”

(image source = bauer griffin)

MADONNA, LENNY KRAVITZ ARE HOMEWRECKERS

By brendon July 03, 2008 @ 7:19 AM

Two days ago there were breathless reports that New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez and Madonna were spending more and more time together, leading many to wonder if they were having affairs.  Then yesterday a few dubious sites claimed that Alex’s wife Cynthia was also on the prowl, and she had hooked up with Lenny Kravitz.  And although today several credible sources are reporting that Alex and Cynthia are in fact separating, Kravitz wants to make it clear it’s not because of him.  Us magazine says…

"There is absolutely no affair between Cynthia Rodriguez and myself," he tells Usmagazine.com in a statement. "This is unequivocally 100% not true.
"Cynthia is a friend and is here with the godfather of her baby, who is also Alex's trainer, his wife and their baby girl," he adds.
"She came here to escape from everything happening in New York City. I opened my home to her as a friend and I find it extremely hurtful that I am now being referred to as an adulterer."
On Wednesday, perezhilton.com and the Post reported that Rodriguez's wife Cynthia, 32, had left him for Lenny Kravitz.
The Post reports that she is in Paris with the rocker, 44, and was spotted outside his home as recently as Tuesday — the same day Us Weekly revealed that Madonna has been hosting late-night visits from Rodriguez at her NYC apartment.

I had a similar reaction when a bunch of the newspapers said I was sleeping with a married mans wife.  Except instead of whining, I used my karate to stalk my prey and extract my revenge.  Then I banged a bunch of supermodels on my yacht.  On second thought, I guess our reactions weren’t very similar at all.



ZOE KRAVITZ IS A GOOD DRESSER

By brendon April 18, 2008 @ 12:16 PM

It's kind of weird to put up trampy pictures of someone for no other reason than that their parents are famous, in this case Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet.  But, hey, look, here I am, not caring. 

(picture source = inf daily.  question = does she have two nipples or is this just a horribly unflattering coincidence)