afternoon headlines

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN - Over 2000 people, people with no connection to each other, from different parts of the world, all claim to have seen this man in their dreams. I would have posted this sooner, but I was hiding under my desk in a puddle of urine and jabbing espresso into my heart. (thisman.org) LINDSAY LOHAN - has to appear in court tomorrow because she's apparently failing the alcohol education course she is...read more

leona lewis got punched in the face

Leona Lewis was signing copies of her new book' Dreams' in London today, and hopefully one of her dreams was to have a random stranger punch her in the face, because thats what happened. The Sun says... The thug - said to be in his late 20s or early 30s - queued up for a signed copy of the singer's new book, Dreams, and then attacked her in front of 200 stunned onlookers. Pretty Leona reeled back in shock clutching...read more

They should put stuff lower

Leona Lewis left LAX a few hours ago, on her way back home to London after a stop in LA to work on her, uh … career. In the field of. As a ... art. Tist. And as we all know, she's one of the best! It's why she really is a huge deal in the UK. More to the point - tits! My God those things are terrific. Might be one of the reasons she's such a popular … s-sing, singer? (image source = splash. full size jump = here)read more