Cameron Diaz Is Ruining Kate Upton

By Travis April 25, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

Kate Upton, Cameron Diaz and Leslie Mann attended a screening of their new film, The Other Woman, in New York City last night, and I can say with very little doubt that this is one of the worst looks that Kate Upton has ever worn. Of course, her best looks have always been when she’s in a bikini and appearing to struggle against gravity to keep her breasts from crashing to the ground, but there’s just something extra unusual about this lesbian leopard look that the model was working with last night. And while I have nothing to back this up, my natural inclination is to believe that Cameron Diaz paid her money to look worse than usual, because Kate must have been making these poor women feel terrible about themselves during all of their appearances. When this movie debuts overseas, my money is on Kate showing up dressed like a farmer with a big, bushy fake beard. It still won’t make Cameron look better, but at least it’ll distract some people from her smell.

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Leslie Mann, Cameron Diaz, And Kate Upton Are Great Girl Friends

By Lex April 03, 2014 @ 4:33 PM

Leslie Mann Grabs Cameron Diaz's Ass At The Premiere For 'The Other Woman' In London
Leslie Mann grabbed Cameron Diaz’ butt on the red carpet for The Other Woman as both ladies pretended to be fun and flirty and that anyone with a camera gave a shit about them after Kate Upton’s boobs arrived. The three female co-stars of the film I’d just assume have an angry little person piss in my Lasik surgery still open cornea than go see all pretended to be bosom buddies, but we all know that’s not the case. Three women can’t be friends. It’s an unnatural triangle where each will become the talked about vertex of lesser worth. Men can be friends with other men of various irrefutable personal standards. A man can watch a ball game with another man who he’s pretty sure is fucking his dog. But Kate Upton thinks Cameron Diaz looks like a dude, Cameron thinks Kate doesn’t deserve attention as any kind of actress, and both Cameron and Kate want to vomit when Leslie Mann talks about how Judd Apatow’s neatly groomed beard tickles her when she orders him to go down on her in his gimp suit. If they weren’t shilling a movie and spinning tales of crazy girl friendships on the set, they’d be poisoning each others kale salads and hiding all the tampons. I could be wrong, but I’m not.

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Cameron Diaz, Kate Upton, And Leslie Mann In Bikinis Filming The Other Woman

By Lex July 22, 2013 @ 1:03 PM

Cameron Diaz, Kate Upton, And Leslie Mann In Bikinis While Filming The Other Woman In The Bahamas
I can’t help but feel this The Other Woman movie is going to be one horrible shat of a comedy caper involving women getting back on a cheating man. I’m not sure why women find that empowering. But I guess it’s a thing. When I get misused by the opposite sex, i mostly just feel like eating condensed Campbell’s soup and watching the crappy Star Wars prequels to remind myself of how great things can so easily get fucked up. It’s possible women who seek revenge are more manly than me. Though Kate Upton in particular does not look very manly.

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