Lewis Hamilton The Bowel Movement Nazi

January 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The beginnings of what can be described as the poo supremacy movement has just found its leader in Lewis Hamilton. All turds were not created equal and Hamilton does not want your unworthy logs within his space. Ex-girlfriend Veronica... READ MORE

Lewis Hamilton Forgot That Real Boys Wear Dresses

December 28, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Transphobia is spreading like the Black Death in America and Lewis Hamilton started showing symptoms after a video went viral of him voicing his displeasure with his nephew wearing a dress. It’s easy to see how Hamilton is insensitive... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Drinks Out Of Lewis Hamilton’s Champagne Bottle At Monaco Grand Prix

May 30, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Auto racing is a good gig if you can get it. You drive souped up cars. You fuck hot international models. Everybody gets wasted on rich people's wine. Lewis Hamilton who used to bang that Pussycat Doll won the... READ MORE