Miley Cyrus Tired of the Cooch

October 9, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

A psychotic woman is a loyal woman. When Miley Cyrus was not participating in the verbal terrorism that some consider singing she was stalking her way back into her fiancé Liam Hemsworth’s life.


Miley Cyrus Is Sorry That She Twerked Liam Hemsworth Away

November 5, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Liam Hemsworth already starred in three movies this year and has the new Hunger Games film coming out in two weeks, all while he’s also filming the next Hunger Games film in two parts. On top of that, he’s been dating Mexican actress Eiza Gonzalez, so if you asked Liam how he’s doing right now […]


Jimmy Kimmel Proves The Media Is Full Of Unoriginal Idiots (VIDEO)

September 18, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have been done for a while, regardless of what they or anyone else said, because he’s trying to become a serious actor and she’s more interested in rubbing her ass all over Robin Thicke, pretending to rap and sticking her tongue out for Terry Richardson. But when news finally broke […]


Liam Hemsworth Dumps Maxim’s Hottest Woman in the World For This Ugly Chick

September 18, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not exactly sure what Liam Hemsworth was thinking when he broke off his engagement to Miley Cyrus and started bumping uglies with Eliza Gonzalez. Miley Cyrus and her tongue and those teeth and that marmoset face and her tiny spastic boy body in exchange for this? I don’t know. What about the Twerking? You […]


Miley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth Looked Really Happy At The Paranoia Premiere

August 9, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

As Liam Hemsworth continues to become a big Hollywood star despite being an average (at best) actor, some people have been wondering what’s up with his on-and-off again engagement to Miley Cyrus, while she slaps her ass cheeks together all across America. But they showed up together on the red carpet at last night’s premiere […]


Liam Hemsworth’s Brothers Are Total Cockblocks

May 9, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

It’s hard to keep track of whether or not Miley Cyrus is still with Hunger Games star Liam Hemsworth, because she’s just so damn hot. Look at her at Monday night’s Met Gala in New York City, proving why Maxim named her No. 1 on the Hot 100. No man deserves to cage such heat, […]


Miley Cyrus, 19, wants to have kids “quickly”

July 16, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Any 19-year-old who wants to have a baby should be deemed unfit to have a baby because 19-year-olds are fucking idiots, even if they are famous. Especially if they’re famous. Double especially is that famous person is Miley Cyrus. Hemsworth is 22 and should no better, so it must be some weird Australian thing. Nonetheless, […]


Miley shows off her engagement ring, bra

June 8, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus made her way through LAX today, flaunting her engagement ring and red bra, on her way to meet fiancé Liam Hemsworth as he films “Empire State’ in Louisiana (Geaux Tigers). Her ring is 18-karat gold with a 3.5-carat diamond that was first cut about 130 years ago, and the whole thing reportedly cost […]


Miley Cyrus is engaged

June 6, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Get out your best rope belt and fanciest vittles, because Miley Cyrus is engaged to Thors brother (Liam Hemsworth, not Loki). She’s just 19 and he’s only 22, but they’ve dated for the past 3 years and feel now is as good a time as any to fuck up their lives. Her first step will […]


Miley Cyrus loves big black cake

January 26, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

19-year-old Miley Cyrus got drunk as hell at a birthday party for her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, which for some reason had a cake shaped like a black cock. Which Miley then rimmed (quite enthusiastically by the way, as if she’s done this before) before making out with Liam. Which makes him some kind of pastry […]