Miley Cyrus Is Sorry That She Twerked Liam Hemsworth Away

By Travis November 05, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Liam Hemsworth already starred in three movies this year and has the new Hunger Games film coming out in two weeks, all while he’s also filming the next Hunger Games film in two parts. On top of that, he’s been dating Mexican actress Eiza Gonzalez, so if you asked Liam how he’s doing right now and he said something like, “Life is GOOD,” he would not be exaggerating. But his diaper fire of an ex-girlfriend, Miley Cyrus, is apparently still hung up on him, because she reportedly wrote him a love letter to apologize for pushing him away.

According to the Daily Mail, “As time has gone on and the anger subsided, Miley has really started to feel the pain of the split… Miley admitted to Liam she has pushed him away and said sorry for acting so mad.” Of course, it’s Miley Cyrus we’re talking about, so she probably had two transsexual prostitutes deliver the letter with a video of her dry humping a dead horse. Either way, the sexiest woman in the world is sad, y’all.

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Jimmy Kimmel Proves The Media Is Full Of Unoriginal Idiots (VIDEO)

By Travis September 18, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have been done for a while, regardless of what they or anyone else said, because he’s trying to become a serious actor and she’s more interested in rubbing her ass all over Robin Thicke, pretending to rap and sticking her tongue out for Terry Richardson. But when news finally broke that they were officially done, a bunch of media outlets beat the same stupid “Couldn’t twerk it out” joke to death while pretending like they were so hilarious for it. Fortunately, Jimmy Kimmel compiled a bunch of the clips so we can remember how much these people suck.

Liam Hemsworth Dumps Maxim’s Hottest Woman in the World For This Ugly Chick

By Lex September 17, 2013 @ 3:11 PM

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I’m not exactly sure what Liam Hemsworth was thinking when he broke off his engagement to Miley Cyrus and started bumping uglies with Eliza Gonzalez. Miley Cyrus and her tongue and those teeth and that marmoset face and her tiny spastic boy body in exchange for this? I don’t know. What about the Twerking? You can’t just replace that.

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Miley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth Looked Really Happy At The Paranoia Premiere

By Travis August 09, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

As Liam Hemsworth continues to become a big Hollywood star despite being an average (at best) actor, some people have been wondering what’s up with his on-and-off again engagement to Miley Cyrus, while she slaps her ass cheeks together all across America. But they showed up together on the red carpet at last night’s premiere for Liam’s new film Paranoia, and at least one of the two people involved in this story looked happy about it.

In Liam’s defense, someone may have asked him to smile, but he probably responded, “Sorry, I haven’t taken that class yet.”

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Liam Hemsworth’s Brothers Are Total Cockblocks

By Travis May 09, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

It’s hard to keep track of whether or not Miley Cyrus is still with Hunger Games star Liam Hemsworth, because she’s just so damn hot. Look at her at Monday night’s Met Gala in New York City, proving why Maxim named her No. 1 on the Hot 100. No man deserves to cage such heat, especially when he’s not even the best Hemsworth brother.

But despite whatever conflicting things people are reporting, Liam and Miley are at least still dating, according to Miley, and that’s not cool with Liam’s brothers, Chris and Luke. US Weekly reports that Liam’s brothers actually staged an intervention for him in April, trying to convince him to end his relationship already.

And I’m not sure how that worked, but I assume that they first held a mirror in front of him and then made him look at pictures of Miley. He couldn’t have lasted more than a few minutes with that kind of torture.

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Miley Cyrus, 19, wants to have kids “quickly”

By brendon July 16, 2012 @ 1:15 PM


Any 19-year-old who wants to have a baby should be deemed unfit to have a baby because 19-year-olds are fucking idiots, even if they are famous. Especially if they’re famous. Double especially is that famous person is Miley Cyrus. Hemsworth is 22 and should no better, so it must be some weird Australian thing.

Nonetheless, the sometimes reliable Us weekly says:

She’s been engaged to Liam Hemsworth for just over a month and already Miley Cyrus has babies on the brain.
“Miley and Liam really want to have a baby quickly,” a Cyrus family source tells Us Weekly of the couple, together since meeting in 2009.
“They are both mature and ready for this. Miley is 19 going on 40.”

Yeah. You totally read my mind, Source. When I picture Miley Cyrus, I picture maturity beyond her years and a stately wisdom. By the time she’s 30 she’ll be like a real life Yoda, and by 40 she’ll have evolved into a field of omnipotent energy.