Lil Kim Stiffs the Hard Up

By Matt October 07, 2014 @ 8:01 AM


Lil Kim is being sued by a gay nightclub in Florida because she skipped out on a meet and greet with a bunch of people willing to pay real American currency to meet and greet Lil Kim. These Lil Kim mega fans had paid $75 to watch Kim limp around the stage and lip-synch twenty year old raps she never write blared over a bad PA system. The listed benefit of the premium ticket was taking a photo with Lil Kim after the show. You can’t do that everyday. Unless you live next door to Kim and knock on her door with a pack of Starbursts in your open palm.

Kim’s iconic status in the gay community has garnered her a strong fan base of loopy transexuals who idolize her because she’s the woman easiest to look like at heaven and hell parties. If there’s anything to learn here its that gay people are no different from the rest of America. They’re stupid and prone to wasting money on shit people collecting the money can’t believe is working.

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Lil Kim Has It All Working in London

By Lex November 25, 2013 @ 7:36 PM

Lil Kim Preforms Onstage With Massive Camel Toe And Nip Slip At The O2 In London
Holy crap, Lil Kim got big. I don’t know what kind of voodoo strapping powers Kim used to keep from dousing London with liquid fat shot out through her camel toe, but consider the Kardashians interested in purchasing the technology. Lil Kim looked about two nesting levels down from the Ruben Studdard babushka doll as she bounced around on the O2 London Arena stage, causing people in China to fall off the bottom of the globe.

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Someone Needs To Stop Lil Kim Already

By Travis September 11, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Lil Kim performed last night at someone named Coleman’s new single release party at The Box in New York City because she’s trying yet again to mount a comeback at 39-years old, and all I can ask is, “Why?” Why is she still trying to pretend that anyone, except for her incredibly strange few fans, wants to watch her squeeze those legs into shorts that are too small for most toddlers, and then trot out some tired, old beats that she’s passing off as new songs? Unless her goal is to get millions of men to suddenly stop liking rap music, in which case this is an amazing plan.

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Lil Kim Bailed On A Show, Still Looks Like A Cartoon Character

By Travis July 23, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Rapper Lil Kim has issued an apology to her fans in London through a spokesperson, after she was accused of being late for her scheduled (and ultimately canceled) main event performance at the Lovebox festival in London this weekend. This is noteworthy because it means that not only do people still actually want to watch Lil Kim perform, but they’re willing to pay her to do it.

Despite vowing to make up for the missed show with a meet and greet, Lil Kim bolted from her London hotel in a flash, as some of her fans waited to show their love. Not only does she look even more like someone left a wet LaToya Jackson in the dryer too long, but her crazy ass fans seem to want to look like her. These are strange times we’re living in.

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