Lil Wayne Doesn’t Do Security Checks

October 3, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lil Wayne, who if you don't have in your ghoul pool, you're ghoul pool sucks, refused to pass through a standard concert security checkpoint at an arena in South Carolina over the weekend, forcing his entire show to be... READ MORE

Lil Wayne Seizes on Sizzurp

September 5, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lil Wayne suffered another seizure over the weekend leaving him unconscious in a Chicago hotel room. It's a testament to his internal fortitude that he's still breathing. Less a testament is his continued chugging of cough syrup laced fruit... READ MORE

Martin Shkreli Strikes Again

May 4, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Martin Shkreli is not keeping a low profile while awaiting trial for securities fraud. He still hasn't changed his face. A touch of plastic surgery could work wonders with the jurors. You look like a guy who jerks off... READ MORE

Lil Wayne Keeps Having Seizures

July 12, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

There's no free lunches in nature. Nobody knows what that means, it's just something assholes in Dockers say. What's certain is there's no free Codeine syrup. Wayne is attributing his recent spat of near death inducing seizures to the... READ MORE

Lil Wayne Seizes Up

June 14, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

There's actually a pretty serious drawback to having an unequivocal addiction to codeine syrup and most likely a closet case of the AIDS. Lil Wayne has been having pretty regular seizures on his private jet. If you're going to... READ MORE

Lil Wayne Gets Wet And Shit Around The Web

July 13, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Rapper and neck tattoo enthusiast Lil Wayne got into a scuffle with another rapper named Birdman at a club. Birdman threw a drink at Lil Wayne. It’s like an episode of Sex and The City but with more guns,... READ MORE

Lil Wayne Violent Non-Violence And Shit Around The Web

June 2, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Lil Wayne as at a charity basketball game for non-violence when he started pushing, spitting, and fighting with the ref. It was like watching an abstinence counselor fucking a chick while telling you that the only safe sex is no... READ MORE

Paris Hilton’s New Song Sounds Awful (VIDEO)

October 2, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Paris Hilton recently said that she had moved on from her bad girl party image of her 20s and is now focused on expanding her brand as one of the most influential young businesswomen in the world. So here’s... READ MORE

Lil Wayne Walked On An American Flag (Video)

June 18, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Lil Wayne was in New Orleans over the weekend to film the video for his new single, “God Bless Amerika”, and you already know it’s a controversial and edgy song because he misspelled America. The video opens with Weezy... READ MORE

Lil Wayne Is Terrible At Apologies

May 2, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Back in February, rapper Lil Wayne, AKA Dwayne Michael Carter Jr., made an appearance on Future‘s song, “Karate Chop” – heard here with excellent Twerking visual – and he pissed a lot of people off when he included this... READ MORE