Kylie Jenner Is Getting So Grown Up

By Lex February 07, 2014 @ 2:25 PM

Kylie Jenner Hanging Out With Lil Za
Intellectually challenged teens who drop out of school and don’t have jobs have a high propensity for doing incredibly stupid things with their free time. Take for instance Kylie Jenner. She’s got free days. She found her way over to Justin Bieber’s house to hang out with his freshly drug-arrested little buddy, Lil Za. Kylie did as she’s been trained since birth and shared her private moments with Bieber’s impossibly even shorter drug connect on Instagram. That got Kris Jenner all pissed off because Kylie knows better than to go down on a boy without a commercial sponsor. Still, mom couldn’t hide the pride she had in her daughter for finding a miscreant black entertainer to bone in famous Justin Bieber’s house just like an all grown up Kardashian.

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Justin Bieber’s Relationship With Lil Za Explained In One Instagram Picture

By Travis January 22, 2014 @ 11:00 AM

Now that he’s retired or on a break or hiding from the Los Angeles Police Department or whatever bullshit he and his people want us to believe, Justin Bieber has been traveling across North America with his crew of hanger-ons and coattail riders with the sole mission of getting their dicks wet wherever his plane lands. Earlier this week, before they hit a strip club in Miami and were toking cigars in Cuba, Bieber and his Egg-Gate fall guy, Lil Za, were in Colorado for some skiing, and the singer posted this photo of his ass in Za’s face to Instagram. Bieber’s caption read, “u ass leep?” but it might as well have said, “Pucker up, pal” because Justin’s ass would have an Air Jordan in it if he weren’t wealthy and famous.

Lil Za Arrested While Being Arrested

By Jack January 15, 2014 @ 12:53 PM

Justin Bieber’s life partner and loyal fall guy Lil Za was arrested again for vandalism while still in custody on a drug possession charge. We told you yesterday about the raid at Justin Bieber’s house looking for evidence to connect him and his rent boys to an egging incident at a neighbor’s house. The cops arrested a Bieber associate named Lil Za for possession of molly and other fruity drugs. While Lil Za was waiting to post bail he decided to smash up the jailhouse phone. He was then arrested again for vandalism which, like the egging incident that set everything in motion, might be a felony. It’s unclear why Lil Za smashed the phone. It’s possible he became frustrated as he tried to remember the number of the attorney Bieber assured him would get him off for agreeing to say the party drugs were his.

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There Is Chaos In The House Of Bieber

By Travis September 25, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

One of the recurring themes in any story involving Justin Bieber being a prickish little douchebag asshole is the presence of his “entourage” members and aspiring rappers Lil Twist and Lil Za (seen above at a Billboard party in May that they were invited to because they live with Bieber). They’ve been behind the wheels of Bieber’s expensive cars when neighbors have reported them speeding and Twist was even accused of beating up a girl in Beiber’s mansion. But now, according to TMZ, the pop star has kicked the duo out of his home after some jewelry recently went missing. Obviously, Twist and Za are reportedly pissed, and one way or another, this is going to end with someone getting his ass kicked, so all in all, I think this is spectacular news.

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Justin Bieber’s Friends Are Still The Coolest

By Travis June 25, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

“Rapper” and Justin Bieber tagalong Lil Twist took a break from being one half of the douchebag duo pissing off everyone in Calabasas yesterday to support the Canadian pop star at his concert at the Staples Center by riding around on a Segway. Twist and his cohort Lil Za were recently caught on video speeding through The Oaks, where they live with Justin in exchange for, I don’t know, teaching him how to wear his pants, before Za showed what a big, tough guy he is by confronting the female driver with the camera.

Twist, on the other hand, stayed in the car, probably because it was so humid and he didn’t want to get his leather t-shirt all sweaty.

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