Victoria’s Secret Models Sell Better Without Lingerie

By Lex October 21, 2014 @ 10:39 AM

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As much as it will cost a small Asian village a week of textile wages, a few child starvations are the price of seeing a bunch of Victoria’s Secret models without their lingerie. Underwear is but a contrivance of a polite society. An artificial waste of time that I would insist only apply to the male population were I the handsomest President ever. Jesus weeps when nice tits are covered. I’m pretty sure that’s from Gospels.

These photos are from the Angels book by Russell James which features a bunch of the Victoria’s Secret models topless as well as Kendall Jenner rolled up in a naked ball just because that’s a good way to sell copies. Fuck, that’s a good way to sell anything. Yes, that is Kendall Jenner rolled up naked in the back of my ’97 Subaru Outback just like I wrote in my Craigslist ad. Now, how about you write me a fat $700 check and take them both.

Photo Credit: Russell James

Victoria’s Secret Models and Kendall Jenner Get Naked

By Lex September 11, 2014 @ 10:14 AM

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Russell James is one of those rare dudes fortunate enough to earn a living by photographing naked models. He’s sort of like Terry Richardson except he knows how to use a camera and you won’t flee his studio with the imprint of his cock on your cheek. James’ new book ‘Angels’ features a bunch of topless Victoria’s Secret Angels for those sophisticates who like to feature naked lingerie models on their coffee table. Even though she’s not a Victoria’s Secret model and she’s not showing off her tits, Kendall Jenner was included in the Angels book. It’s sort of like running a reprint of the King James Bible with the previously unpublished Book of Barely Legal. She doesn’t belong, but she moves copies.

Photo Credit: Russell James Photographer

Lily Aldridge Poses In Bikinis For The July 2014 Issue Of Glamour Paris

By Lex June 03, 2014 @ 11:08 AM

Lily Aldridge Poses In Bikinis For The July 2014 Issue Of Glamour Paris

Photo Credit: Glamour Paris

Lily Aldridge Shows Side Boob At A Photo Shoot In Miami Beach

By Lex April 14, 2014 @ 11:16 AM

Lily Aldridge Shows Side Boob At A Photo Shoot In Miami Beach

Photo Credit: INFphoto.com

The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Continue To Have The Roughest Lives

By Travis February 24, 2014 @ 11:00 AM

Continuing their ongoing month of celebration for the fact that they’ve remained relevant in the face of several decades of internet pornography, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue models competed in a volleyball tournament against some other celebrities over the weekend at the Food Network South Beach Food and Wine Festival. Most notably, Jamie Foxx was there to remind everyone that he once won an Oscar, and probably to hit on Chrissy Teigen, Hannah Ferguson, Samantha Hoopes, Kate Bock, Lily Aldridge and the many other models, because he’s simply a man with a penis and needs. But then Richard Sherman showed up, and everyone probably held their purses a little tighter and quietly tried to dial 911 on their phones through their pockets, all while he rescued a kitten from a tree and helped build a house for a homeless family while teaching them all how to read.

Photo Credits: JLN Photography/WENN.com

Models Attend Sports Illustrated Party In Miami

By Lex February 20, 2014 @ 1:44 PM

Lily Aldridge Shows Off Her Cleavage At A Sports Illustrated Party In Miami

Photo Credit: Instagram