Victoria’s Secret Intends to Win the Super Bowl

By Lex January 26, 2015 @ 1:28 PM

Victoria Secret Superbowl Commercial Promo Shoot
People who say the commercials are the best part about the Super Bowl have never seen Katy Perry sing over a pre-recorded track to staged multicultural fans screaming their heads off. Until they allow tits on network television, the game itself will always be better. You can’t beat football with not football and not tits. Victoria’s Secret is going to try with a lingerie ad. It’ll tempt millions of men to buy lingerie for their ladies on Valentine’s Day because they’re either dating Adriana Lima or they’re stupid. Why not just buy her a fungo bat and tell her to rupture your ball sac. Leave looking good in underwear to the professionals. Everybody else just looks modestly okay on down to ‘I wouldn’t have done that’. The next time your lady says she buys lingerie to look good for herself, mumble, you’re telling me. But mumble it really softly or out comes the fucking fungo.

Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret

Lily Aldridge Poses In Lingerie For Esquire Mexico

By Lex November 13, 2014 @ 10:05 AM

Lily Aldridge Poses In Lingerie For Esquire Mexico

Photo Credit: Esquire Mexico

Victoria’s Secret Models Sell Better Without Lingerie

By Lex October 21, 2014 @ 10:39 AM

Nude Angels Abbey Lee Kershaw
As much as it will cost a small Asian village a week of textile wages, a few child starvations are the price of seeing a bunch of Victoria’s Secret models without their lingerie. Underwear is but a contrivance of a polite society. An artificial waste of time that I would insist only apply to the male population were I the handsomest President ever. Jesus weeps when nice tits are covered. I’m pretty sure that’s from Gospels.

These photos are from the Angels book by Russell James which features a bunch of the Victoria’s Secret models topless as well as Kendall Jenner rolled up in a naked ball just because that’s a good way to sell copies. Fuck, that’s a good way to sell anything. Yes, that is Kendall Jenner rolled up naked in the back of my ’97 Subaru Outback just like I wrote in my Craigslist ad. Now, how about you write me a fat $700 check and take them both.

Photo Credit: Russell James

Victoria’s Secret Models and Kendall Jenner Get Naked

By Lex September 11, 2014 @ 10:14 AM

Doutzen Kroes
Russell James is one of those rare dudes fortunate enough to earn a living by photographing naked models. He’s sort of like Terry Richardson except he knows how to use a camera and you won’t flee his studio with the imprint of his cock on your cheek. James’ new book ‘Angels’ features a bunch of topless Victoria’s Secret Angels for those sophisticates who like to feature naked lingerie models on their coffee table. Even though she’s not a Victoria’s Secret model and she’s not showing off her tits, Kendall Jenner was included in the Angels book. It’s sort of like running a reprint of the King James Bible with the previously unpublished Book of Barely Legal. She doesn’t belong, but she moves copies.

Photo Credit: Russell James Photographer

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Lily Aldridge Poses In Bikinis For The July 2014 Issue Of Glamour Paris

By Lex June 03, 2014 @ 11:08 AM

Lily Aldridge Poses In Bikinis For The July 2014 Issue Of Glamour Paris

Photo Credit: Glamour Paris

Lily Aldridge Shows Side Boob At A Photo Shoot In Miami Beach

By Lex April 14, 2014 @ 11:16 AM

Lily Aldridge Shows Side Boob At A Photo Shoot In Miami Beach

Photo Credit: INFphoto.com