I HEART LILY ALLEN, PART 14

By brendon December 15, 2008 @ 1:43 AM

Last night my girlfriend asked me if I would ever leave her for my beloved Lilly Allen if the situation presented itself. And I’m not good under pressure, so I punched her in the tummy, called her a fag and then ran away. Whew. That was a close one.

I HEART LILY ALLEN, PART 13

By brendon October 24, 2008 @ 12:01 AM

I make no apologies for my ever increasing crush on Lilly Allen.  She’s adorable, so it's with no hesitation that I mention she snuck a new song onto her myspace yesterday from her album which comes out at the beginning of next year.  It's not as good as the new song she had on there before (after the cut) bit it's still good.  It's about drugs or something, and how we shouldn’t do them.  I'm incredibly impressionable so if I stop using drugs I’ll give Lily full credit, much as I blame rap music for that time I shot some guys. 

I HEART LILY ALLEN, PART 12

By brendon September 05, 2008 @ 7:31 AM

My beloved Lily Allen has been getting killed all week by vindictive dickheads like Perez after she got drunk and had a little spat with Elton John while hosting the GQ Man of the year awards this past weekend. Now, Lily has taken to her myspace to give her side.

Elton john and I are friends. I was honoured when Elton asked me to present the GQ awards with him this year in association with Elton's AIDS foundation. Not only was it for a good cause but who would say no to Elton.
I'm not defending my drunkeness because i don't need to, i'm 23 it was an awards ceremony i drank the free champagne, how awful of me.
Trying to create a feud on the other hand, and trying to make me out as being some rude little girl with a drink problem is just unfair, Elton and I exchanged jokes and there were no hard feelings at all, infact neither of us gave it a second thought. It's sad that an evening enjoyed by all had to ruined by some bitter journos again.

But the Daily Mail paints a different picture after reading her personal facebook account:

Lily Allen has launched a worrying tirade of self-loathing on her personal Facebook page, describing her emotional state as 'dying inside'.  At 5.52pm yesterday, her Facebook entry read: 'Lily is dying inside.'  This replaced an earlier statement, posted at 4.30pm yesterday, when she wrote on her page: 'Lily has had enough feels like killing herself.'

Don’t care don’t care don’t care.  I’m unapologetically in love with Lily Allen.  Look!  It’s a Pink Panther pop.  And she had pink hair.  She’s adorable!  You just have to realize that if you invite her somewhere, she may get drunk and flail around.  So just don’t invite her to pick out plates or place the angel atop your newly decorated Christmas tree and things will be fine.



I HEART LILY ALLEN, PART 11

By brendon September 03, 2008 @ 7:28 AM

Lily Allen was the co-host of the GQ Man of the Year awards in London last night, and there’s no need to ask if she was awesome, because of course she was.  The Times of London says…

Young pop singer Lily Allen received a very public dressing down from industry veteran Sir Elton John last night as the pair hosted the GQ Men of the Year Awards.
In front of an audience comprising the crème of the entertainment world, the 23-year-old chart-topper sipped champagne on stage until she began slurring and swearing.
When Allen told the audience at London's Royal Opera House "now we reach a very special point in the evening", Sir Elton replied: "What, you are going to have another drink?"
Allen, dressed demurely in a full-length ball gown, responded: "Fuck off Elton, I'm 40 years younger than you, I have my whole life ahead of me."
The 61-year-old superstar, watched by audience members including Gordon Ramsay, Thandie Newton and Elle MacPherson, then told her: “I could still snort you under the table.”

Okay so it definitely seems like Elton got the best of that exchange, but keep in mind that Lily was drunk, and thinking up clever comebacks is hard like that.  She’s a dynamite lady.

I HEART LILY ALLEN, PART 10

By brendon August 21, 2008 @ 6:52 AM

It took a few days for good pictures of this to show up but here they are and here we go.  The story is this: Lilly Allen was out early Tuesday morning when some woman starting saying something to her.  Lily didn’t like it, so she threw a punch with one hand while holding a cigarette with the other, then she flashed her breast.  And this is why I'm so devoted to Lily Allen.  She’s the best.  In fact if she told someone, "I'm gonna kill that girl, you have my word", I would stand up and say, "and my bow".  And then you could stand up and say, "and my axe".  Together we would be unstoppable.

(picture source = splash news)



I HEART LILY ALLEN, PART 9

By brendon August 08, 2008 @ 5:56 AM

Yesterday while running some errands in London, Lily Allen and her hilariously oversized shirt got out of a car and flashed one of her breasts.  Then later, she did it again, but this time flashing the other one.  As seen here.  I feel like we're dating at this point.