Michael Lohan Nobly Blames Himself for Lindsay’s Drug Problems

By Lex August 28, 2013 @ 11:27 AM

Lindsay Lohan Smokes A Cigarette As She Walks Around SoHo
Just when you thought Michael Lohan couldn’t be more of a Sir Walter Raleigh figure, he goes and takes the blame for Lindsay turning from a teen party girl into a 20-something fall down drunk and drug addict.

“It was not her fault. I love her for saying that, but there was no need to say it.”

Specifically, Michael blames his divorce from Dina as the trigger for Lindsay’s substance abuse. Which is a nice way of not blaming the alleged beatings he gave his wife, pushing his young daughter into show business to pay the family bills, his multiple stints in jail and prison, his own drug addictions, his betrayals of her confidence to turn a buck for himself, his cheesy public affairs and siring of more children, and just having some really unfortunate looking hair plugs. To name a few. So, just like Sir Walter Raleigh, if Raleigh had been a total shitbag. Way to fall on the sword, Mikey.

Here’s Lindsay in SoHo yesterday. Everybody’s saying she’s never looked better, which roughly translates to, ‘I can’t believe she’s still alive.’

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Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Blame Her Parents

By Lex August 21, 2013 @ 1:04 PM

Lindsay Lohan Tries To Avoid Paparazi While Smoking Outside Of ABC Kitchen In New York
It took me a while to watch the Lindsay Lohan interview with Fat Oprah. I had a few other things on my DVR in higher priority. All six seasons of Mad Men that I’ve told people I watched but lied, that episode of The Closer where Kyra Sedgwick teaches everybody a lesson in underestimating her, and a bunch of women’s college softball games for when I have the place to myself. Lindsay looks like an ex-addict shiny high on rehab. Like everyone else fresh out of mandatory counseling, she’s taking full responsibility for her actions.

‘I hate the bad rap my parents get. They’re just parents, at the end of the day. I don’t blame anyone for my mistakes.’

Yeah, but they’re not just parents. Your dad’s a violent steroid addicted dude who has sold you out on many occasions in between jail stints. Your mom is a drug and alcohol abusing whorebag who had a makeover to look just like you so she could more easily steal your money and cocaine. Yeah, you’re not the only person to grow up with shitty parents, but a good percentage of those people are fucked up too. You need to tell Fat Oprah that your parents a pair of abusive self-indulgent assholes that you’d like to kick in the fucking teeth. Trust me, it’ll go a much longer way toward healing than this total accepting of responsibility nonsense.

Here’s Lindsay outside a restaurant trying to hide the fact that she’s smoking cigarettes. I don’t ever want to go through rehab. It makes you ashamed of everything fun.

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Lindsay Lohan Admitted What We Already Knew To Oprah (VIDEO)

By Travis August 19, 2013 @ 9:00 AM







Lindsay Lohan’s interview with Oprah Winfrey finally aired last night on OWN, and this is just a wild guess, but I assume that the $2 million she was paid for it has already been blown. That’s because Lindsay finally admitted that she was an addict, hooked on alcohol, cocaine and Adderall, and if everything that movies and TLC shows have taught me about addiction is true, she was probably offering Oprah’s assistants rimjobs for a can of air duster by the third question.

Lindsay might have also revealed a lot of additional personal information, but I couldn’t hear her over Oprah cutting her off during every answer to ask the next question. I’m starting to think the way Oprah gets her guests to cry is by frustrating them and pissing them off so much that they just want to rip her throat out. Then they unwind later by smoking some crack and have to come back and do it all over again. It’s genius, really.

Lindsay Lohan Out In New York

By Lex August 06, 2013 @ 4:36 PM

Lindsay Lohan In A Black Dress Out In New York
Coming off the high of successfully hiding much of her rehab fat on Chelsea Lately last night, Lindsay Lohan was out in New York City, looking like ninety-four days of sobriety fake happy. Lindsay was scheduled to head off to Europe, but was talked out of an overseas adventure so soon after rehab by Oprah Winfrey, who promised Lindsay her own special if she’d stay domestic. Even Lindsay’s parents are trying to hork her cash so she can’t spend it on drugs. Everyone is lining up behind Lindsay to build her a loving nest of support. What could possibly go wrong? We should know in about a week.

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Lindsay Lohan Hosted Chelsea Lately (VIDEO)

By Travis August 06, 2013 @ 9:00 AM






A lot of people are calling Lindsay Lohan’s guest hosting stint on Chelsea Lately last night things like “hilarious” and “brave” because those people apparently don’t own a dictionary, but the embattled 27-year old who looks at least 35 tried her hardest to get people to laugh with her instead of at her for once.

In a segment about the things she’s grateful for, Lindsay mocked Anthony Weiner, Kanye West and Justin Bieber for their own recent mistakes, none of which included charges of felony grand theft, hit-and-run accusations, failing drug tests, revoked probations, violating court orders, missing substance abuse counseling sessions, being sentenced to jail time and lying to the police, among others.

But haha, you showed them, Lindsay.

Lindsay Lohan Gets Very Topless in The Canyons

By Lex August 02, 2013 @ 12:27 PM







Once people figured that The Canyons was not going to be some remarkable Paul Schrader comeback film, but just a pile of directorial off-smelling spunk, all anybody cared about was whether or not Lindsay Lohan was going to show her tits. She does. Lots of them. Not quite as big as her recent out-of-rehab grandmotherly choke hold tits, but still an impressive offering. You can see Lindsay Lohan tits HERE. I can’t show you her bare nipples on here or NASA disintegrates my apartment with a laser from space or something like that. I believe pretty much whatever anybody tells me. That thing they told me about The Canyons sucking but Lindsay shows her tits a bunch did seem to pan out.