If you add it all up, Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 241 days in jail for her various crimes, but California sucks so she only served 6 percent of that (a grand total of 14 days, 6 hours and 24 minutes). She was also sentenced to 90 days in a rehab, but released in 23.

Clearly, the justice system has been way too hard on her, and after seeing Amanda Bynes get pulled over with a suspended license, Lindsay went on twitter to fight back.

“Why did I get put in jail and a nickelodeon star has had NO punishment(s) so far?”

Well one theory is that it’s because Bynes hasn’t been convicted of anything yet (and we’re just playing along and pretending Bynes hasn’t been arrested or put in jail, even though she has) but if Lindsay wants to start punishing people just for being accused of stuff, that’s fine with me. If that’s the standard, at this point we would just tie her and Charlie Sheen to missiles and shoot em at each other.

You know that Senator from Hawaii who had his arm shot off in WWII an instant before he threw a grenade at the Nazi’s, so he crawled over to his severed arm, took the live grenade from what used to be his right hand and threw it at them with his left?

Well this is a lot like that. Because Lindsay Lohan went to Taco Bell and then finally arrived on set for her cameo in ‘Scary Movie 5′, even though she’s suffering from a pretend mild cold. That’s just who Lindsay is, ya know. She’s a fighter.

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When Elizabeth Taylor was filming ‘Cleopatra’ in 1963, movie stars didnt get all the lavish perks they do now, so when Fox built her a custom trailer–which today would be valued at around $560,000–it was a big deal. So much so that it’s been kept together all this time, and in June it was sold in this auction.

Unfortunately, the terms of the auction dictated that Lifetime was allowed to use it for their Elizabeth Taylor movie, the one starring Lindsay Lohan. And when that happened, Lindsay, naturally, fucked the trailer up.

Photos show cigarette burns on fabric, furniture and even a portrait of Taylor. Dishes, mirror and glass were broken. (CNN)

An antique European rocking chair, “lavish” French phone and hairbrush that Taylor used might also be burned and broken, but those have all been stolen so there’s no way to know.

Lindsay says she didn’t do it, so that rules her out. Our suspect would be someone who was in the trailer by themselves, and who steals and smokes. And dishes were broken, so it’s the kind of person who would throw a glass at someone trying to take their picture at a party, or throw a glass at their girlfriend, or throw a drink at model Jessica Stam, or throw a drink on a girl who bumped her in a bar, or throw a drink on a photographer, or throw a glass at a cocktail waitress. In other words, there’s no way to know who did this, it could be literally anyone.