By brendon February 19, 2013 @ 5:01 PM
Lindsay Lohan would be lucky to get an energy drink promotion where they didn’t charge her for the cans she opened, but instead she wants half a million dollars to go to Dubai and promote Mr. Pink. This is the same drink she promoted back in October, which had absolutely no effect on its brand recognition or approval. Or at least she would have done this except for her multiple court dates and probation.
“Lindsay wants $500k for an appearance in Dubai to promote Mr. Pink’s Ginseng Energy Drink, which executives at the company are balking at. Mr. Pink is prepared to offer the actress $200k, and would pay for all of LiLo’s travel expenses,” a source told Radar.
“However, the trip might not happen at all because of Lindsay’s criminal past and current pending criminal charges. Dubai has very strict laws about convicted criminals entering the country, and Lindsay is still on probation for a necklace theft case.”
This is not really relevant but I hate the way Lindsay wears hats. It’s as if someone put it on her while she was passed out, and had to do it really gently, and then she got up and left and just never noticed. Either that or shes hiding stuff under there. So in hindsight maybe it was relevant.
(image source of lindsay being screened at lax, and then somehow being let in = bauer griffin)
By brendon February 13, 2013 @ 4:20 PM
A regimen of cocaine, cigarettes, no sleep and random semen is pretty much the exact opposite of the fountain of youth, as you can tell because Lindsay Lohan is 26 (younger, for example, than Olivia Wilde, 28, Natalie Portman, 31, Anne Hathaway, 30, or Amanda Seyfried, 27) and she looked awful at the amFAR gala in New York.
Their slogan is “Making AIDS History”. Do they mean that you can have it yet still be puffy and bloated? Because if so, mission accomplished.
By brendon January 23, 2013 @ 4:07 PM
ANGELINA JOLIE – might be pregnant again, meaning she and Brad Pitt will soon have their seventh child. To be honest I’m not even sure if that’s what the story said, it just seems like something they would do. (hollywood life)
BEYONCE – lip-synched yesterday at the inauguration for President Obama, but her ‘Destinys Child’ bandmate Michelle Williams was quick to defend her because of the crowd, possible echoes, and the enormity of the moment. Also because Beyonce sucks and needs everything filtered through a super computer that could make Stephen Hawking sound like Michael Crawford. (fox news)
‘THE CANYONS’ – has now been rejected by the Sundance Film Festival and SXSW, meaning that even the promise of Lindsay Lohan doing fully naked sex scenes can’t get them a release date. Maybe they should change their approach and say Lindsay isn’t naked after all, and you never see her saggy freckled tits even once, and replacing all her scenes with this Kate Upton gif. (hollywood reporter)
GREGORY MATTHEW BRUNI – was arrested in North Fort Myers, Florida, for taking his clothes off, breaking into a strangers home, masturbating, and taking a shit on the floor twice. Of course if the cops could explain how he’s supposed to masturbate and shit on the floor with his clothes on, I’d love to hear it. (huff post)
ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY – is hot. I think. Or maybe not. Sometimes, like here, she looks great, but in real life it’s hard to tell. Especially since she got new drapes. What are those fucking things, lead? (marks and spencer lingerie photoshoot spring 2013)
By brendon January 17, 2013 @ 5:15 PM
As you may have heard by now, Lindsay Lohan is an immature and selfish cunt who still deludes herself into thinking she’s a respected actress. The NY Times said her attitude got even worse on the set of ‘the Canyons’ when she had to film a sex scene and show her tits (which of course is the only reason anyone would hire her), and now co-star James Deen tells the Daily Beast the exact same thing.
(NOTE: his answer is kinda long but worth it because at the end Lindsay demands the same respect the crew would give Julia Roberts and they tell her to go fuck herself. Also there’s pictures of a girl with really big tits)
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By brendon January 16, 2013 @ 3:39 PM
If you’re wondering how Lindsay Lohan is paying for her month long trip to London, or really how she has any money at all at this point, the answer is that she’s a professional escort now, although the word “professional” implies she would do things like show up on time, and that’s almost certainly not the case.
Desperate for money, troubled actress Lindsay Lohan is still living the high life by working as a professional escort, her father Michael Lohan and other insiders exclusively revealed to Star magazine.
“She is getting paid to date rich men,” Michael said. “Dina (Lindsay’s mother) is pimping her out – it’s disgusting!”
And it’s not just (her dad saying this).
“The dates last for days, and the guys pay for everything – hotel, travel costs, food, whatever – as well as jewelry and other gifts,” someone close to the actress revealed.
And that doesn’t even count the stuff she steals while he’s not looking.
By brendon January 14, 2013 @ 6:33 PM
The truly astonishing thing about Lindsay Lohan is that she keeps getting dumber as the years go by. No matter what bad decision she made last time, she’ll fuck up in an even more amazing way next time. Case in point: she fired her attorney, Shawn Holley, today.
This is the woman who kept Lindsay out of jail on dozens of occasions, even when it defied all legal precedent, common sense, and human decency. Half the time the judge would find Lindsay guilty, and then the whole room would just sit there and stare while Lindsay got up and walked away as if that shit never even happened. Holly was like some villain you’d see on Dr. Who, except real, and an attorney.