If you add it all up, Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 241 days in jail for her various crimes, but California sucks so she only served 6 percent of that (a grand total of 14 days, 6 hours and 24 minutes). She was also sentenced to 90 days in a rehab, but released in 23.
Clearly, the justice system has been way too hard on her, and after seeing Amanda Bynes get pulled over with a suspended license, Lindsay went on twitter to fight back.
“Why did I get put in jail and a nickelodeon star has had NO punishment(s) so far?”
Well one theory is that it’s because Bynes hasn’t been convicted of anything yet (and we’re just playing along and pretending Bynes hasn’t been arrested or put in jail, even though she has) but if Lindsay wants to start punishing people just for being accused of stuff, that’s fine with me. If that’s the standard, at this point we would just tie her and Charlie Sheen to missiles and shoot em at each other.