After it was reported yesterday that the IRS seized Lindsay Lohans bank accounts to collect unpaid taxes, she was quick to blame everyone else and say none of this is her fault, which was a real surprise unless you’ve ever heard even one thing about Lindsay Lohan. The New York Post says:
A source close to Lohan tells us, “Lindsay is freaking out. And she’s doing what she always does, which is to say it’s not her fault and point the finger at someone else in her team. She says she didn’t know anything about it . . . she’s broke and it’s not her fault.”
And maybe it is unreasonable to assume Lindsay knew how much money she had. I looked it up and there is a formula that says, Spending Money + Never Working = Broke, but I have no idea what it means, that math is over my head too. I’m not Will Hunting for fucks sake.
Last week Lindsay Lohan was arrested for assault again, and next week she’s due back in court for lying to police after her car crash in June, but what about this week? Well it’s only Monday but the IRS has seized her bank accounts to collect $233,000 in unpaid taxes from 2009 and unspecified amount in 2011. She is not being questioned about her taxes in 2010, which can only mean that there was some kind of clerical error.
If you’re like me, you’re a god-like 6’5″ with eyes as deep and blue as the ocean. More to the point, lingering health issues have kicked your ass for the past 2 days while Lindsay Lohan was at her Lindsay Lohanist.
He’s taking it remarkably well however, and his only statement has been to tweet that he hopes she gets the help she needs. Maybe stop drinking two liters of vodka a day, for example. I haven’t run any tests or anything but I assume that’s bad.
They even ran into each other at her hotel in New York last night, and of course she started a fight and made herself out to be the victim. X17 says…
“Lindsay instigated a fight in the lobby of the Dream Hotel as she was headed to the Electric Room and apparently it was BAD. Someone who works at the hotel says the fight was absolutely ‘epic.’ They were fighting about her drug use and Lindsay was saying she feels abandoned.”
Abandon Lindsay? Oh but why would anyone do that, she seems delightful. Sure she lied to the police about him, but only to frame him for a crime. It’s not like she did it for no reason.
Just as everyone predicted, Lindsay Lohan was a treacherousdrunkenmess during the filming of ‘Liz and Dick’, the movie about Elizabeth Taylor that premiered on Lifetime last night, but the producers had to think it was worth it because her notoriety would at least get people interested in the movie.
Well now the ratings are in, and the LA Times says it was the 4th highest rated original movie on Lifetime this year, a phrase which might have the cadence of a compliment, but really isn’t. Especially when you look at the other three:
‘Steel Magnolias’ – 6.5 million viewers
‘Drew Peterson: Untouchable’ – 5.8 million viewers
‘Abducted: The Carlina White Story’ – 4.1 million viewers
‘Liz and Dick’ – 3.5 million viewers
To recap: Lindsay Lohan was banned from Chateau Marmont back in August because she owed them $46,000. She claimed the producers of her not-at-all anticipated ‘Liz and Dick’ movie were supposed to pay it, which was a lie, but they did agree to cover the bill if Lindsay would do an interview with Barbara Walters to promote the movie.
The interview was supposed to air next Friday, a week before the movie premiers on November 25th. This was all set up a month ago. All Lindsay has to do now is follow through on her word. Which can only mean one thing….
“She’s not doing the interview,” a source at Lifetime Television told the Daily News, referring follow-up questions to ABC News and Lohan’s new publicist at Rogers & Cowan.
The deal fell apart when producers made it clear Walters planned to ask about Lohan’s tumultuous personal life.
That’s really surprising, because the interesting thing about Lindsay is her basic cable movie, not her 7 year crime spree. That picture of Hitler feeding baby deer represents the kind of interview Lindsay wants. She wants someone to say, “hey Hitler, I hear you like feeding baby deer, that’s really interesting. I have no question.”
Lindsay Lohan, who lied to police and told them someone else was driving after a high speed chase down PCH, is aghast that anyone would think she would lie to police and tell them someone else was driving after an accident on PCH. The two things are totally different!
(Lindsay says) she never would have deliberately lied to cops when asked if she was driving the car that rear-ended an eighteen wheeler in Santa Monica, Calif. last summer. Rather, the actress insists she was extremely confused after the accident.
“Both airbags were deployed when Lindsay rear-ended the dump truck on Pacific Coast Highway last summer. She doesn’t remember exactly what she said to cops while being treated for injuries she sustained at the hospital,” a source tells us.
“There was a lot of commotion in the emergency room, and Lindsay was extremely upset and concerned for [her assistant] Gavin, who was also in the car with her.
“Gavin was bleeding, and Lindsay was just freaking out. There were cops coming at her from every angle, and her primary concern was making sure that Gavin was OK. She was also stressed-out because she had been en route to the set of Liz & Dick. Lindsay says she was very confused after the accident and would never deliberately lie to the cops.”
So there you have it. Lindsay never would have told the police her assistant caused the wreck if the room hadn’t been so crowded. It was also very breezy that day, anyone would accidentally lie under those conditions. A question like, “who was driving” requires absolute focus and concentration, it could have been literally anyone, it’s not as if the poor girl has a photographic memory.