People don’t just stop being dimwitted cunts overnight, so naturally, Lindsay Lohan is still completely irresponsible and unreliable, even though it’s almost impossible to find even a single producer who will trust her with an acting job at this point. One of the few who would has Bret Eastman Ellis for hsi low-budget movie ‘The Canyons’.
He went on twitter yesterday to update how that’s working out.
“Patrick Bateman has just headed over to Lindsay Lohan’s hotel to confront her as to why she missed her fucking ADR on “The Canyons” today…”
ADR is when actors re-record their dialogue for scenes they’ve already shot so there’s no ambient sound from traffic or machinery or whatever. It’s pretty important. So if these claims are true, and I havent seen any conclusive proof that they are, it’s terrible. That’s also my stand on the Holocaust, by the way. Where are all these so-called “camps”, you know what I mean.
You may remember that Lindsay Lohan was banned from Chateau Marmont back in August because she owed them $46,000 and refused to pay it. She claimed that the producers of her Elizabeth Taylor movie on Lifetime were supposed to cover it but, hold on to your hats, she was lying.
They are going to pay it now though, because, according to The Daily, in exchange for that, she’ll do an interview with Barbara Walters, which will promote the movie.
With “Liz & Dick” set to air on Lifetime on Nov. 25, the producers need Lohan to promote the made-for-TV movie. “She had them over a barrel,” one source told Flash. “She demanded that the hotel bill be cleared up.” And it was.
Her interview with Walters, yet to be taped, is scheduled to air Nov. 16 on “20/20,” and will delve into the dynamics of her dysfunctional family, including last Wednesday’s 4 a.m. phone call to her father, Michael Lohan, where she accused her mother, Dina, of using cocaine.
This was not money well spent by Lifetime. All Lindsay is gonna say is that she doesn’t party anymore, the tabloids lie about her, and all she wants is to work hard and be taken seriously as an actress. That’s what she says every single time. And yet her face is flush in almost every picture she takes these days. So either she’s still doing coke, or she was hanging upside down like a bat when they took the picture.
President Obama places too heavy a tax burden on people listed in Forbes magazine as millionaires when they may in fact only be nine hundred thousandaires. Theres no point in denying it. We all know its true, and the country is fed up with it. So perhaps that’s one reason why Lindsay Lohan has thrown her considerable political clout behind Mitt Romney, whom she has somehow heard of.
“I just think employment is really important right now,” LiLo explained when asked if she was keeping up with the election. “So, as of now, Mitt Romney. As of now.”
Shocking? Perhaps. But Lohan says “It’s a long story.”
But not as long as the one that might explain why she looks like a turtle without a shell these days.
Was the phone call that Lindsay Lohan made to her father, Michael, while she fought back tears and fought with her mom, Dina, this morning, recorded and turned over to TMZ? Of course it was. Why wouldn’t it be.
And it tells you everything you need to know about the most white trash family on earth. Lindsay says Dina is on coke, Dina tells Lindsay she’s dead to her, Michael tells Lindsay that Dina is evil but then get’s sidetracked any time money comes up, and at one point Lindsay asks her mom, “If you had a daughter, would you want someone to talk to you like that?”
Lindsay, who is DInas daughter, says that to Dina. And then there’s this:
“You already told me I was a piece of shit.”
“You were just on the phone, you were just saying you were calling the cops right … delusioanal … you just said that.
You just tricked me!”
Oohh, Dina you sly boots, you!! Lindsay thought you were on the phone with the cops but you fooled her, you crafty fiend. What cunning it must have taken to win that battle of wits.
Lindsay Lohan was out drinking with her mom last night, a Tuesday, until about 7am this morning, and that’s actually the least fucked up part of this entire story.
After that, they were driven back to the Lohan house in North Merrick, Long Island, and got into a fight that left Lindsay with a cut on her leg and brought “at least four police cars and an emergency service vehicle” to the scene.
“(Lindsay) was yelling “I’ve had enough of this!’ “ witness John Scalesi (told the New York Post).
Scalesi said he heard the call for service on his police scanner and rushed to Dina Lohan’s house to get a look at the 8:15 a.m. action.
Don’t act like you wouldn’t have a police scanner if you lived next to the Lohans.
A source close to Lindsay said her father, Michael Lohan, called police after his daughter dialed him early Wednesday.
(Lindsay) reportedly suffered a cut on her leg when a diamond bracelet was broken in the fight, the source (told the Daily News).
The argument was reportedly over whether Lindsay would spent the night at her home or return to a Manhattan hotel.
As always, what happens next is nothing. The police took a domestic incident report but no arrests were made and no charges are expected to be filed.
Hopefully we’ll at least found out how bad the fight was. Because if they were both wrestling and their clothes ripped and their tits popped out, that would be a police report I could jack-off too. And whatever, judge me if you want, but what goes on in my house is my business.
A teaser trailer for ‘The Canyons’ has finally been released, Lindsay Lohans first movie since ‘I Know Who Killed Me’ in 2007 (unless you count her bit part in ‘Machete’). The movie is set in current day, but the trailer “was made to resemble thrillers from the 1970′s.” And it’s a complete success, even the tinniest of details, from the digital camera to the macbook to the iPhone they use to make a porn, has been brought to life. They could have told me this was a lost Steve McQueen Natalie Wood movie and I would swear it was real.