Lindsey Vonn Seems Robust

Crippled Lindsey Vonn went to Mexico and took a bunch of photos of herself planking in odd locations for reasons unknown. Do some jumping jacks on the ferris wheel and I'll be impressed. If this is about health you could have just avoided Tiger Wood's escortstained dick, skipped the workouts and broken even. There's no way Vonn is good in the sack. Not with Woods' scores dipping into hobbyist category. Suck a golfball...

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Lindsey Vonn Moving On

There's that moment when you wake up and realize you just let Tiger Woods stick his dick inside of you for three years. It's like an ice-cream brain freeze in your soul. Maybe you run into Charlize Theron at Whole Foods and she commiserates about Sean Penn dick. That only makes it worse. You don't need a shoulder to cry on, you need a blow to the temple that will make you forget everything that's happened since...

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Tiger Woods Cheated, Fuck No

According to an anonymous 'friend' of Tiger Woods, the reason Lindsey Vonn and Woods ended their two year courtship was because Tiger fell back into his old habit of banginghookers super messy after a tough day on the course. Yes, Tiger cheated again. But it wasn't with anyone special. He really wanted Lindsey to be the one. But he blew it again. He can't help himself. He's got an addiction. He relapsed.Knowing Tiger,...

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Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn Call It

Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn have ended their super awkward courtship. No word on whether they will continue color coordinating. The two issued separate press releases nobody requested which explain Vonn has to concentrate on skiing and Woods has a bunch of Denny's hostesses to throat fuck. It appears the press releases were written by the same publicist and made it very clearthe split was mutual. "Lindsey and I have...

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Tiger Woods Visited By Tooth Fairy, Bangs Her in the Ass (VIDEO)

Tiger Woods went to watch Lindsey Vonn ski while rocking a creepy skull printed face mask and missing hisfront tooth. People noticed, because it's pretty weird and it's Tiger Woods and he's fucking Lindsay Vonn. Woods' agent released a bullshit sounding statement saying the tooth was knocked out by a news camera as he was being crowded by reporters in a tent.If you're going toslander a certain group, you might to go...

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Tiger Wood's Mansion Sinks

Tons of people came down on Tiger Woods for banging a couple or few dozen women not his wife. Also, for texting girls during the middle of tournaments about wanting to fuck them so hard they split in half. His wife had the only valid reason to be pissed at him and he gave her a shitload of cash to help her feel whole again. I side with the people who say only a higher power can judge a guy like Tiger. At least it's...

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Lindsey Vonn Is In Love With Tiger Woods, For Real

Love is blind. If you didn't believe it before, believe it now. Lindsay Vonn could have pretty much any man she wants. She wants Tiger Woods. A heralded sex addict, unfaithful husband, and porn star banger of the highest order. Great golfer, but I heard he also snores. She tells Voguemagazine this month: "We immediately clicked, you know? It was just one of those things." Oh, yes, I know. You clicked. It was just one...

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Tiger Woods Made An Ass Of Himself

For all of the stories and photos that came out of Monday night's Met Gala in New York City, I'm not even sure what the hell actually happened at that event, other than desperate women played dress-up, Kanye West rapped to his couch and Sarah Jessica Parker terrified children. And now we can add to that list that Tiger Woods apparently got really fucking hammered. According to the Daily Mail, Tiger had a hard time...

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Tiger Woods Super G'ing Olympic Ski Champ Lindsey Vonn

Tiger Woods, a golfer people stopped caring about a long time ago following his sex scandal, is dating Olympic champion Lindsey Vonn, an alpine skier I'm not sure anybody ever cared about except for one week in the winter of 2010. But now Vonn just made the couple's relationship Facebook official, and probably wears his championship golf jackets when they have sex. I guess it wasn't a well-kept secret but yes, I am...

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