Lisa Opie In A Black Bikini

By Lex April 23, 2014 @ 12:33 PM

Lisa Opie In A Black Bikini At The Beach In Miami
With the World Cup just around the corner and business association gunmen in Rio lining up street urchins to dump into the rivers, you can bet part time models are going to be wearing lots of soccer jerseys in public. It’s how girls who date for a living throw down their colors. This chick seems to be going strong for Argentina. It could be her pride for the boys of the Rio de la Plata. Or it could be she’s a walking semaphore for the drug cartels offloading their submarine full of cocaine into the skiffs off the coast of Miami. I haven’t had a date in long enough that I’d pretend to be supportive of her role in either option.

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Lisa Opie In A Striped Bikini At The Beach In Miami

By Lex March 11, 2014 @ 10:53 AM

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Lisa Opie Poses In A Bikini For A Photo Shoot At The Beach In Miami

By Lex March 01, 2014 @ 3:20 AM

Lisa Opie Poses In A Bikini For A Photo Shoot At The Beach In Miami

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Lisa Opie In A White Bikini

By Lex February 27, 2014 @ 5:11 PM

Lisa Opie In A White Bikini At The Beach In Miami
Girls seem to get very important calls at the beach. I’m not sure who they’re conversing with, but I just assume they’re moving ten billion shares of Dynacorp or ordering the death of sub-Saharan militia leaders for snaking their blood diamonds. It’s possible they are just talking to their girlfriends about boys and salads and ways to cure a yeast infection using just a metal comb and shoe polish, but I still say it’s mostly geo-political barn burners. They cover it well though. Just look at Lisa Opie giving her beauty pageant smile while learning that her drug smuggling submarine was just depth charged by the Los Zetas cartel in the Gulf. That smile says itchy vagina under control, but the words say ‘behead their children and leave them to rot on posts in the streets of Veracruz.
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Lisa Opie In A Red Bikini At The Beach In Miami

By Lex February 19, 2014 @ 1:54 PM

Lisa Opie In A Red Bikini At The Beach In Miami

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Lisa Opie in A Black Bikini

By Lex January 17, 2014 @ 5:53 PM

Lisa Opie In A Black Bikini At The Beach In Miami
You know you’re living the good life when you’re at the beach on a weekday in the middle of winter. It’s the ultimate sign to the world that, fuck you, I’m rich or I’m hot or my stepdad had the wrong leg amputated at the hospital and won millions of dollars in a lawsuit. I think I’ll do as I please. I’m still holding out hope for that third option because I know the first two aren’t coming. And I love the beach.

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