By Lex June 27, 2014 @ 12:08 PM
Yoga really is the ultimate in training for the mind, body, and soul. It’s hard to imagine what India would be like today were it not for 5,000 years of yoga enlightenment. Millions of people might be shitting in the streets with millions more poking through that shit to find sustenance. Thank you downward facing dog for preventing that nightmare.
In modern times, yoga’s been a boon to people like myself who make sophomoric sexual jokes about women bent into unusually nimble body positions. I’m not without remorse for being so cheap, unless a woman’s shoving her genitals skyward in a thong in the middle of a city park. Then I feel like we’ve met halfway.
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By Lex May 02, 2014 @ 2:09 PM
I really like this Lisa Opie girl. Her background in beauty pageants lets me know she’s a talent woman. She always seems to be doing something interesting with her days on the beach. Sometimes she’s on her stomach, sometimes her back. Sometimes she’s on the phone, or not. She’s upright, she’s prone, she’s supine, she’s half-reverse scorpion posed and letting kids in the area take pictures with her sweaty region stains. A lot of guys can’t handle a woman who puts her career first. I have no problem coming in second to whatever it is she’s doing between 11 and 2:30pm each day.
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By Lex April 23, 2014 @ 12:33 PM
With the World Cup just around the corner and business association gunmen in Rio lining up street urchins to dump into the rivers, you can bet part time models are going to be wearing lots of soccer jerseys in public. It’s how girls who date for a living throw down their colors. This chick seems to be going strong for Argentina. It could be her pride for the boys of the Rio de la Plata. Or it could be she’s a walking semaphore for the drug cartels offloading their submarine full of cocaine into the skiffs off the coast of Miami. I haven’t had a date in long enough that I’d pretend to be supportive of her role in either option.
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By Lex March 11, 2014 @ 10:53 AM
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