Lisa Rinna is at times somewhat attractive, but not even remotely hot enough to justify her goofy shenanigans every time she puts on a bikini. For someone who is 46 and hasn’t had a full time job since hosting “Soap Talk” in 2006, she’s awfully proud of herself. I wish I had her self confidence. Instead I’m over here carving “fatty” into my arm right now! God I’m so fat!
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07.27.2009 lisa rinna is a spaz
07.22.2009 lisa rinna has weird priorities
Lisa Rinna seems to think bras are just a passing trend, whereas Ed Hardy hats are a timeless fashion staple that will last forever. Lisa Rinna is very much mistaken.
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07.20.2009 get back in the water
Lisa Rinna hit up the beach in Malibu this weekend, and when she was in the water, she pretty much looked fantastic. Then she stepped out of the water and everything went to total hell. She’s like an old glove. They both have to stay oiled up or wet all the time or they disintegrate. She and her husband must have sex in the bathtub because otherwise it would be like bangin a sock filled with old oatmeal.
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03.19.2009 this is sad
Yesterday Heather Locklear announced that she would not be taking a place with actress Ashlee Simpson on the new version of “Melrose Place”, while Lisa Rinna made a different announcement. It went like this: fuck you dignity. Fame says…
Lisa Rinna dressed in a bill-board seemed to be out promoting herself as one of the originals who wishes to be re-cast on the rumored new TV show of "Melrose Place". She created quite a stir in West Hollywood on Melrose Ave.
I need to rent a phony office and pretend to be the casting director for this show immediately. The sky’s the limit with this chick. Her answer is yes, no matter what the question was. And I’m not just talking about swallowing – although you better believe she’s gonna be doing some swallowing – I could dress her up like a chicken and make her dance around, then ride her around the office like a horsey, then get her in a bikini and charge people a dollar to throw tomatoes at her.
12.31.2008 lisa rinna is not bad
Lisa Rinna made news last week when it was reveled she was going to pose for Playboy, even though she’s 45 now. Her body is actually kind of hot, as you can see in these pictures taken over the weekend in Miami, and even though no one wants the see old ladies naked for any reason at any time, if you absolutely had to, she would be a decent choice. But luckily you don’t absolutely have to. I told several people that a 45-year-old was posing naked in Playboy, and not once did anyone say, "hey, that’s sounds like a good idea". And do you know why no one said that? Would you like to know why? Take a guess why no one said that.
12.19.2008 lisa rinna is posing for playboy
Lisa Rinna is a 45-year-old mother of two, but apparently that’s not enough to stop Playboy from taking naked pictures of her. Despite several strongly worded emails from me begging them too. OK! says…
When asked by Extra if she was planning on stripping down for the gentleman's mag, she coyly replied, "I'm the worst liar on the planet, I can't lie, so… I think that could be a yes."
This would be the second time for her to pose naked in Playboy of course. She posed in 1998 when she was 10 years younger but pregnant (nsfw pic here). Now she’s not pregnant but damn near 50. It's like she’s just going down a list of things I never ever wanted to see. The only good side to this is that she’s in unbelievably good shape, and not just for 45, for any age. Of course, being named “Hottest Old Lady” is like winning “Fastest Pedophile”. It's an honor, but at the same time it's really not.
