Liv Tyler’s Ass Is Back

By Lex August 29, 2014 @ 10:47 AM

Liv Tyler Shows Off Her Booty In A Bikini On A Yacht In Spain
It’s been a whole two days since I’ve had Liv Tyler’s wet derriere boarding a sea-faring vessel like a pear shaped pirate. That’s forty-eight hours too long. Unlike the celebrities with their asses injected full of pigeon fat and finely ground gravel, Liv Tyler got her wide ass the old-fashioned way. Eating and making babies. Stop hating mothers and respect that ass.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

Liv Tyler In A Bikini

By Lex August 27, 2014 @ 9:24 AM

Liv Tyler In A Bikini On A Yacht In Formentera
Liv Tyler had a nice run. If I had found out my dad was really Steven Tyler, I would’ve packed on fifty, pierced my nose, and started volunteering the swing shift at a Planned Parenthood. With every abortion I’d wonder why that couldn’t have been me. Perhaps I’m more sensitive than Liv Tyler who just went on to model and make crappy movies while looking great for a decade. But time always catches up to us. Especially when we have a big fat ass. It’s just much harder to run.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

Liv Tyler Is Interesting Again

By Lex July 03, 2014 @ 12:00 PM

Liv Tyler Has A Wardrobe Malfunction In New York
The Liv Tyler story is one of confused rock star paternity, wild teenage music video days, topless ingenue movie making, and then a 15 year dry spell. I think she made a baby, got divorced, and did some stoic performances in the Middle Earth movies during those lost years. Now I can see her panties again. I’m not saying she’s back. But this is certainly a good way to start making up for Armageddon.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

liv tyler picks her nose

By brendon July 13, 2010 @ 4:44 PM

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As if the sight of Liv Tyler didn’t already make my dick shrivel, with her big fat ass and a chest so flat it makes you think her head is on backwards, today she decided to really go for it by picking her nose at the table during breakfast in Los Feliz. Her friend looked appropriately disgusted, but Liv didn’t seem to notice. It seems silly now but I always assumed the worst thing about having a meal with Liv Tyler would be that she would eat all my food. That image now seems almost charming by comparison.

(source = pacific coast news)

ENOUGH ALREADY LIV

By brendon July 09, 2008 @ 6:50 AM

Um, okay Liv Tyler, we get it.  You’re fat.  Enough already.  You don’t have to be eating 24 hours a day.  You can lay out for an hour without food.  I saw a set of pictures one time where she stopped at some deli and then ate the sandwich on the street on the way to some little sidewalk café.  In other words, she stopped to get food on the way to get food.  i don't have a dictionary in front of me, but I'm willing to bet that if you looked up "fatass", it would go a lot like that.

LIV TYLER IS SINGLE

By brendon May 09, 2008 @ 5:56 AM

Liv Tyler and her husband Royston Langdon announced their separation yesterday after 5 years of marriage, but don't think this is just another example of a flaky Hollywood marriage.  Banditos and squaws come from very different worlds, and their love faced many challenges.  People says…

"Liv Tyler and Royston Langdon have confirmed their separation. They remain good friends and devoted parents to their son Milo and are requesting that their family's privacy be respected at this time."
Tyler, 30, and Langdon, 36, wed in 2003 in a private ceremony at a villa in the Caribbean. Their son Milo was born in December 2004.

Langdon was the lead singer for that band Spacehog, who had one really really good song like a hundred years ago.  At least I think he was.  What am I, his biographer, I don’t know who the fuck that dude is.  

(picture source = inf daily)