BRAD PITT - is being asked to run for mayor of New Orleans. He doesn’t have any political experience, but he does have experience with kids who have never met their biological father, and that’s like half the city, so this might work. (source = mirror uk)
E! - announced yesterday that they will no longer report on Heidi and Spencer, after 94 percent of their readers voted to ban them. Is E! just following what I did three weeks ago? I don’t care. (source = e! online)
LIZ HURLEY - it’s frustrating that all women could have huge racks, just like Liz Hurley, but they won’t do it. What are you Amish? We can do this now, it’s all figured out. You gonna stop driving a car too, and wash your clothes on a rock in the river. God you suck so much. (hq jump here. source = splash)
JOHN MAYER - gawker says his new song is about a “woman obsessed with another man and can communicate only indirectly, for example through national tabloid magazines.” But they don’t name the woman, instead they say something about Jenifer Ansiton. Hey Gawker, WTF? (gawker)
BRITNEY – she's apparently “fallen for her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, and is trying to rebuild their broken family.” But the 5 paragraphs before that are about her gettin it on with some other dude. So Kevin is forgiven if he’s getting mixed signals. (source = ok)
LIZ HURLEY – she’s a genius when it comes to understanding the power of tits, so of course when she opened her store in Bicester, England yesterday – not a bikini store, mind you - she had hot teen girls in bikinis. Rest assured, if there’s a way to get clean renewable energy and tits are somehow involved, Liz Hurley will figure that shit out. (source = getty and wenn)
It really does look like she punched his little ass in the stomach three seconds earlier, doesn't it? And good for her. Little bastard. Hurley may be 50 or something, but she has what math scientists refer to as "really nice boobs", so I'd like to show my support for her dragging around injured kids. I'm also a proponent of abusing seniors and kicking birthday puppies.
