Liz Hurley really sucks at Halloween

November 1, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Elizabeth Hurley and her fiancĂ© Shane Warner took his kids trick or treating around their neighborhood in Melbourne today in the most half-assed ninja costumes you’ll ever see. I mean she’s wearing a fur for fucks sake, the boys... READ MORE

this is why we need to cure breast cancer

October 5, 2011 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Just in case anyone in Edinburgh, England, wasn’t aware that this is breast cancer awareness month, Liz Hurley went to Estee Lauder’s Breast Cancer Awareness campaign yesterday and promptly made sure that everyone was aware of breasts. This is... READ MORE

Liz Hurley in a bikini is annoyingly awesome

August 9, 2010 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

I’m glad that 45-year-old Liz Hurley and her amazing tits still look this good in a bikini, but it’s also troubling. Where are all the new hot bitches in Hollywood? The wave of Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson,... READ MORE

elizabeth hurley is incredibly literal

February 24, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Elizabeth Hurley attended a charity event in London last night for something called the Naked Heart Foundation, and to get into the spirit of things, she showed off her Naked Breast. Which reminds me, Elizabeth Hurley is 100 percent... READ MORE

Afternoon headlines

June 25, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

BRAD PITT – is being asked to run for mayor of New Orleans. He doesn’t have any political experience, but he does have experience with kids who have never met their biological father, and that’s like half the city,... READ MORE

morning headlines

April 2, 2009 | Photos | editor| 0 Comments

JOHN MAYER – gawker says his new song is about a “woman obsessed with another man and can communicate only indirectly, for example through national tabloid magazines.”  But they don’t name the woman, instead they say something about Jenifer... READ MORE

LIZ HURLEY IS AN AWESOME MOM

April 18, 2007 | Photos | editor| 0 Comments

It really does look like she punched his little ass in the stomach three seconds earlier, doesn't it?  And good for her. Little bastard.  Hurley may be 50 or something, but she has what math scientists refer to as... READ MORE