Nick Jonas Using Lorde As A Beard And Shit Around The Web

Nick Jonas is pretending he's straight again by having himself photographed leaving places with Kiwi singer Lorde. It's 2016, you can totally be a dude who loves dudes and no one gives a shit, least of all theleather jackets you'reusing to compensate. Live your truth, yo. (TMZ) Lindsey Pelas has the best tits on the planet. (Last Men On Earth) Neelam Gill caught changing on the beach in Malibu. (Egotastic All-Stars)...

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Jennifer Lawrence Nipples Make Us All Sex Offenders

I was with Jennifer Lawrence when she labeled everybody sex criminals for whacking to her hacked photos. It seemed harsh, but backing her felt like I was finally striking a blow for sexism. Also, my best chance to get laid. Peeking into her dress top to stare at her tits is probably at least a Grade-B misdemeanor. Could be a Grade-A if she did some more chest exercises. Just saying, if you're going to keep flashing...

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Lorde Takes a Spill

I remember being a teenager and looking at some 30-something and thinking, you don't get me, you don't get us, you're time is passed, old man. I didn't really think like a cheaply written multicultural gang member in the movies, but we had our own definition of cool and we were pretty certain the adults didn't get it. I can't tell if Lorde is teen cool or just trying too hard to be cool. I know a million girls want to...

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Lorde Disses Crazy Disney Bitches

Probable one-hit-wonder Lorde took a swipe at the teen creatures manufactured in the Disney star machine. In an interview with GQ she was asked if she worried about getting famous at such a young age. She said that because she wasn't raised by some fame hungry stage mom on the set of some Disney Channel abomination she's much more grounded than the Miley Cyrii and Amanda Bynes of this world. She says, "The difference...

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