Madonna Turns 55, Lourdes Ready to Take Over

By Lex August 16, 2013 @ 2:50 PM

Lourdes Leon In A Bikini With Madonna And Family On The Water In Ville Franche, France
Madonna had a good run. She made a shit ton out of precious few natural resources. She’s like Hong Kong. But now she needs to turn the chieftain stick over to her daughter Lourdes. Lourdes has tools her mother never had. Like the innate talents to draw in a straight male audience. Time to chip away the ice floe and send Madonna on her next great adventure. Goodbye, Madge, we’ll see you on the other side.

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Madonna’s Daughter Has Big Ambitions

By Lex August 13, 2013 @ 1:21 PM


Nobody was ever cursed more with a blessing than Shelly Kitts. Shelly started developing in grade school. By the time high school rolled around, Shelly was saddled with two Texas sized humps on her chest. She could barely move. Her name rhymed with tits. She had a rough high school. I can’t help but think back to my childhood giggling about Kitts tits while not at all looking at Lourdes Leon on vacation in France.

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