Kendall Jenner Rapes Christmas, Again (VIDEO)

December 5, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Practically speaking, Christmas was ruined long before Kendall Jenner was born unto this world to be a wind-up sex toy for various rappers and athletes like her half-sisters before her.


Kate Upton Does Marilyn Monroe For Love Magazine

January 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Retiring from the public eye at twenty-two because photos of you naked and covered in man seed leaked onto the Internet set many people against Kate Upton. The photos confused Upton's insistence that the term "sex object" made her... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Stiffs Jesus (VIDEO)

December 13, 2016 | video | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This Love Advent calendar production program isn't that complicated. You pick a kitschy song and dance around in your panties with your tits on the edge of falling out of your bra. Somehow Kim Kardashian fucked hers up. READ MORE