Jessica Simpson tried to get lap-band surgery

By brendon September 28, 2012 @ 9:44 PM

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Losing weight is hard and takes discipline, and Jessica Simpson is lazy and spoiled, so naturally she got tired of dieting to lose weight after giving birth almost immediately and asked doctors to give her a gastric by-pass. Twice.

Radar says…

“After having her daughter Maxwell, Jessica felt there was no way she could ever lose the weight on her own because she has struggled so much in the past and her post partum weight seemed to be growing, so like a true Hollywood girl, she sought out a quick surgical fix – lap band surgery!”

But they turned her down of course because at that point she had made more trips to the doctor than the gym. She’s hungry, not morbidly obese. (*)

(*) but still fat enough to put up pictures of lucy pinder in lingerie instead of jessica.

melinda and lucy are helpful

By brendon March 05, 2009 @ 9:12 AM

Lucy Pinder and Melinda Messenger were nice enough to show off their huge racks last night at the Children's Champions 2009 awards in London.  According to the website, the awards are "prestigious honours to celebrate those who go further than anyone else to make a positive difference to the lives of our kids."  Like by giving them erections, for example.