Luxiboo Poses In A Wet T Shirt

By Lex May 20, 2014 @ 4:15 PM

Luxiboo Poses In A Wet T Shirt For A Photo Shoot At The Beach In Malibu
I’ve been to the beach in Malibu several times times. I’ve found a note from LeAnn Rimes alter ego Nancy Perkins begging somebody to help her escape, witnessed Nick Nolte having a conversation with a rock, and stepped on something gelatinous that you’d expect might fall out of Shauna Sand if you shook her briskly, but I’ve never seen anything like this Luxiboo character before. She’s quite a thing. I know I have the reputation for being cold and indifferent and hard-hearted, at least, that’s a summary of words I remember during breakup conversations. But this Filipina stirs in me some primordial desires. Like Godzilla, only less boring. If she asked me to kill her father so we could go live in Mexico off the insurance money, I’d at least get to the ‘just tell me he beats you’ part of the discussions. Is that what love is? I think so.

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Luxiboo in A Bikini

By Lex May 13, 2014 @ 3:31 PM

Luxiboo Poses In Bikinis For A Photo Shoot By Raquel Rischard At The Beach In Malibu
I don’t know if that’s Ms. Luxiboo or Mrs. Luxiboo, but that blonde hair and futuristic stripper name are an indicator this exotic lady is not going to be paying for her own drinks. I’m not going to dismiss the inherent value of Filipina girls with big implants. Not when I’m trying to figure out why she seems to have fruit dangling from her bikini. It could be a sign that she’s fertile and ready to proceed with mating. Or maybe it’s just her good luck charm for selling tons of oranges at the bottom of the freeway offramp for her day job.

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