By Lex December 17, 2013 @ 4:09 PM
Macauley Culkin is playing kazoo in a Velvet Underground parody band in New York. They even recorded a song at his house where they don’t sound the least bit like stoned college kids:
Lots of people never gave Culkin the chance of attaining this newfound sense of purpose and direction, what with all the drugs and uneployment and watching Ashton Kutcher tongue kiss his ex on every Manhattan street corner. But Culkin overcame the statistical probabilities to a place where he’s doing just great. The wretched repressed memories of bed time tales with Michael Jackson, now just drive his passion into his instrument. If his parents hadn’t stolen all his kid cash, he could’ve probably gotten a real horn, but that’s Mack for you. Turning lemons into lemonade.
Photo Credit: Splash
By brendon August 01, 2012 @ 3:09 PM
Macaulay Culkin is rarely seen in public since Mila Kunis broke up with him, only making the news when that stripper in Barcelona said she had sex with him or on the rare occasion that he’s photographed because he looks strung out. And according to the Enquirer today, that’s because he’s strung out.
(He) regularly shoots up heroin and oxycodone and nearly overdosed once.
Culkin spends up to $6,000 a month on other dangerous painkillers, and has turned his Manhattan apartment into his own private drug den.
Oohh, a “private drug den”! Sounds fancy!
(His) drug use intensified about 18 months ago when he fell into a downward spiral over his dead-end career and shattered romance with Kunis.
“He’s been hooked for a year and a half, and his drug of choice is either heroin or oxycodone. Mac is surrounding himself with junkies and lowlifes. It’s a real tragedy.”
Kunis reportedly tried to contact Culkin in his drug den but couldn’t because he covered the stairs with ice and heated up the door knob. Then she tried to get in through a window and he covered her with tar then dropped feathers on her.
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By brendon February 09, 2012 @ 8:20 PM
The Sun and INF posted two new pictures of Macaulay Culkin today, and even though he looked “worryingly emaciated”, his manager told E! that he’s doing great, and “in perfectly good health.” Which can only mean that his manager is Willem Dafoe, and thinks that this is what people are supposed to look like.
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