Macklemore Owns Naked Bieber Art And Shit Around The Web

They say that art is a subjective subject. What one person thinks is a masterpiece another person thinks is a piece of shit. Macklemore owns a painting of a naked Justin Bieber with pancakes resting on his cock. I already know I don't want to hear the explanation. The horror...the horror...(Dlisted) Emily Ratajkowski takes off her clothes on social media. (Last Men On Earth) Jessica Parker Kennedy gets all kinds of...

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Macklemore Calls The Kettle White And Shit Around The Web

Macklemore made yet another song apologizing for being a white guy in a black dominated business that rips off hip hop culture. He compared himself to Iggy Azelea and Miley Cyrus and Elvis, to name just a few horrible horrible people who like himself aren't giving back the huge gobs of money. What a douchenozzle. (TMZ) What happens when gay dudes have to touch a vajayjay? Hilarity. (Last Men On Earth) Scout Wilson...read more

Drake And Macklemore Shot Into Space And Shit Around The Web

The inexplicably popular Drake used his forum as host of the ESPYs to throw shade at Macklemore. He's still jealous that the talentless shitburger beat him at the Grammys to which he wore his very neatest suit. I wish Easy-E hadn't died of The AIDS so he could set these kids straight, with a gun. Read what the handicapped kid from Degrassi had to say about Macklemore. (Huffington Post) Want to see a picture of Kate...

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Macklemore Loves the Gays, the Jews Maybe a Bit Less

Macklemore is under fire from Jewish Groups and Seth Rogen, Hollywood's Ambassador for Jewy Jewishness for dressing up with a fake mop top, beard, and a crooked nose and performing his Thrift Shop song during a show in Seattle. Cries of anti-Semitism resounded pretty quickly after Macklemore donned what he claimed to be a completely innocent costume for the song about scoring deals on cheap shmata: Some people there...

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Queen Latifah Marries Gay Couples at Grammys

That four ring circus of everything but music jumped the auto-tuned shark last night when Queen Latifah married thirty-four couples on stage while Macklemore and Roy Rogers sang Same Love, a song about how all love is special love, including I think furry cosplay creampies, but I'm still checking the lyrics. Madonna wanted the world to know that banging African men half your age is same love, though it's important to...

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Macklemore Loves Jerking It In Airplane Bathrooms

This is the final frontier of celebrity gossip retardation. The "Thrift Shop" rapper was on his way to catch a flight at LAX last night when we asked if he'd ever thrown a mid-flight bone … something that's become harder than ever to pull off these days. I've jacked off in a lot of airplanes [in the bathroom], but I don't think that counts as the mile-high club. This reminds of the time my friend told a group of us...

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