Macklemore Owns Naked Bieber Art And Shit Around The Web

They say that art is a subjective subject. What one person thinks is a masterpiece another person thinks is a piece of shit. Macklemore owns a painting of a naked Justin Bieber with pancakes resting on his cock. I already know I don't want to hear the explanation. The... read more

Macklemore Calls The Kettle White And Shit Around The Web

Macklemore made yet another song apologizing for being a white guy in a black dominated business that rips off hip hop culture. He compared himself to Iggy Azelea and Miley Cyrus and Elvis, to name just a few horrible horrible people who like himself aren't giving back... read more

Drake And Macklemore Shot Into Space And Shit Around The Web

The inexplicably popular Drake used his forum as host of the ESPYs to throw shade at Macklemore. He's still jealous that the talentless shitburger beat him at the Grammys to which he wore his very neatest suit. I wish Easy-E hadn't died of The AIDS so he could set these... read more

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Macklemore Loves the Gays, the Jews Maybe a Bit Less

Macklemore is under fire from Jewish Groups and Seth Rogen, Hollywood's Ambassador for Jewy Jewishness for dressing up with a fake mop top, beard, and a crooked nose and performing his Thrift Shop song during a show in Seattle. Cries of anti-Semitism resounded pretty... read more

Queen Latifah Marries Gay Couples at Grammys

That four ring circus of everything but music jumped the auto-tuned shark last night when Queen Latifah married thirty-four couples on stage while Macklemore and Roy Rogers sang Same Love, a song about how all love is special love, including I think furry cosplay... read more

Macklemore Loves Jerking It In Airplane Bathrooms

This is the final frontier of celebrity gossip retardation. The "Thrift Shop" rapper was on his way to catch a flight at LAX last night when we asked if he'd ever thrown a mid-flight bone … something that's become harder than ever to pull off these days. I've jacked off... read more