Macklemore Owns Naked Bieber Art And Shit Around The Web

March 14, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

They say that art is a subjective subject. What one person thinks is a masterpiece another person thinks is a piece of shit. Macklemore owns a painting of a naked Justin Bieber with pancakes resting on his cock. I... READ MORE

Macklemore Calls The Kettle White And Shit Around The Web

January 23, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Macklemore made yet another song apologizing for being a white guy in a black dominated business that rips off hip hop culture. He compared himself to Iggy Azelea and Miley Cyrus and Elvis, to name just a few horrible... READ MORE

Drake And Macklemore Shot Into Space And Shit Around The Web

July 17, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

The inexplicably popular Drake used his forum as host of the ESPYs to throw shade at Macklemore. He’s still jealous that the talentless shitburger beat him at the Grammys to which he wore his very neatest suit. I wish... READ MORE

Macklemore Loves the Gays, the Jews Maybe a Bit Less

May 21, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Macklemore is under fire from Jewish Groups and Seth Rogen, Hollywood’s Ambassador for Jewy Jewishness for dressing up with a fake mop top, beard, and a crooked nose and performing his Thrift Shop song during a show in Seattle.... READ MORE

Queen Latifah Marries Gay Couples at Grammys

January 28, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

That four ring circus of everything but music jumped the auto-tuned shark last night when Queen Latifah married thirty-four couples on stage while Macklemore and Roy Rogers sang Same Love, a song about how all love is special love,... READ MORE

Macklemore Loves Jerking It In Airplane Bathrooms

March 21, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

This is the final frontier of celebrity gossip retardation. The “Thrift Shop” rapper was on his way to catch a flight at LAX last night when we asked if he’d ever thrown a mid-flight bone … something that’s become... READ MORE