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Pedo Magnet Maddie Ziegler Dances Anon (VIDEO)

The social media phenomenon of pre-pubescent Maddie Ziegler is based entirely around her remarkably advanced interpretive dancing skills. Let's all believe that together. Maddie's work is typically her twelve year old self in nude material rolling around on beds portraying the underaged angst of sexually repressed and emotionally tortured grown women. Occasionally she gets to fend off a naked Shia LaBeouf. Or this new...read more

The Grammy's Finally Stopped

There's that moment when you realize you're watchingMadonna with the Alvin Aileyrejected applicants prancing behind her and you just want to brush your Chuckydoll's hair and forget about the world for a while. Fuck me, Grammy's. You got me again. That aging grandma matador, that funky looking Australian rapper who looked like the queen in an albino chess set, and Taylor Swift who climbed to the top of the Staples...read more

Sia Issues Apology For Her Shia Dance Raping Girl Video

Sia apologized to people who thought her video featuring Shia LaBeouf and a twelve year old chick groping each other was laden with enough pedophiliac content to make the entire sex offender registry collectively cum. I'm not saying itdefinitely constitutes child porn, but if it doesn't make you uncomfortable as fuck you're most definitely a pedophile and probably deserve to be drowned with the other witches. Maddie...read more

Minus the Child-Rapey Bits, Maddie Ziegler's Future Is Bright (VIDEO)

You can't go half-in and call yourself a stage mom. You can't have your young daughter be half-cast or half-fondled or half-insane from the pressures of being a kid performer half-feeding the whole family. Dina Lohan knew this. Demi Lovato's mom. Selena's mom. Trish Cyrus. The two Coreys. Either you toss your kids into the rape pit or you go back to Florida and try to get your telemarketing call center hours back....read more