Maddie Ziegler Memoirs Coming, Hang On

January 11, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Maddie Ziegler is the prepubescent dancing sensation who made virtual angry love to Shia LaBeouf in numerous disturbing Sia music videos about child rape and unicorns. READ MORE

Pedo Magnet Maddie Ziegler Dances Anon (VIDEO)

September 25, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The social media phenomenon of pre-pubescent Maddie Ziegler is based entirely around her remarkably advanced interpretive dancing skills. Let’s all believe that together. Maddie’s work is typically her twelve year old self in nude material rolling around on beds... READ MORE

The Grammy’s Finally Stopped

February 9, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s that moment when you realize you’re watching Madonna with the Alvin Ailey rejected applicants prancing behind her and you just want to brush your Chucky doll’s hair and forget about the world for a while. Fuck me, Grammy’s. You got me... READ MORE

Sia Issues Apology For Her Shia Dance Raping Girl Video

January 9, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Sia apologized to people who thought her video featuring Shia LaBeouf and a twelve year old chick groping each other was laden with enough pedophiliac content to make the entire sex offender registry collectively cum. I’m not saying it definitely... READ MORE

Minus the Child-Rapey Bits, Maddie Ziegler’s Future Is Bright (VIDEO)

May 14, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You can’t go half-in and call yourself a stage mom. You can’t have your young daughter be half-cast or half-fondled or half-insane from the pressures of being a kid performer half-feeding the whole family. Dina Lohan knew this. Demi... READ MORE