MADONNA LOOKS FOR A DIVORCE LAWYER

By brendon June 26, 2008 @ 6:11 AM

After months and even years of speculation that her marriage to Guy Ritchie was in trouble, the Times of London says that Madonna has spoken to a divorce lawyer, the same one that just repped Paul McCartney in his divorce from Heather Mills.

Madonna, whose fortune is estimated to be worth 600 million dollars, is understood to be seeking legal advice on a possible divorce from her husband of seven years, the film director Guy Ritchie.
Yesterday Madonna’s spokesman refused to comment on the claims. But one lawyer told The Times that the word in legal circles was that Madonna had gone to Ms Shackleton after making an approach to another firm. Guy Ritchie is thought to have had dealings with a lesser-known Mayfair law firm, Forsters.
There has been speculation for some time over the marriage of Madonna, 49, and Ritchie, 39. It is thought that the couple did not have a prenuptial agreement, which means that the starting point for any settlement would be a 50-50 split.

Good.  Guy Ritchie has always been too cool for Madonna anyway.  He should get 300 million just for getting near that diseased womb of hers.   The only thing I’d fuck her with is a bottle of antibiotics.

MADONNA IS A FAT ASS

By brendon June 05, 2008 @ 6:54 AM

INF Daily has some pictures today of Madonna leaving her gym in London, so good news if you like pictures of sinewy half naked old ladies.  This bitch is wasting her time.  If I were this rich and this old I would just have my brain put inside a 60 foot robot.  It just seems logical.  I would also wear a brand new tophat everyday.  I'm rich, why not live a little.

MORE NAKED OLD PEOPLE

By brendon May 22, 2008 @ 7:25 AM

Boy that Madonna is quite a character.  Yesterday on the red caret at Cannes she wore a see thru dress with no bra.  I bet this will stir up some controversy, but Madonna won't even care.  She'll be all like, "I didn't know it was see thru but so what."  And everyone will be like, "oh my god, I can't believe it!  Did you see Madonna?  I'm all safe and conformist, but that Madonna sure isn't."  People will be talking about this for years.



MADONNA STILL KISSES GIRLS

By brendon May 07, 2008 @ 7:10 AM

Madonna grabbed one of her backup dancers last night at a concert in Paris and basically sexually assaulted her.  Oh that Madonna.  She’s so shocking!  What will she do next?!?!?  I think I may need to lay down for a little bit and take some deep breathes, to recover from my shock over her scandalous behavior and “in my face” antics.

HAHAHA, YOU SUCK MADONNA

By brendon May 02, 2008 @ 5:50 AM

Just let this clip load all the way then skip to 1:50 because that’s when Madonna awesomely stops singing yet you can still hear her singing.  Are the voices in your head getting louder?  Probably, yes, but also there’s plainly a background track that Madonna is just singing over at her "live" concert in New York two nights ago.  She sings and they play the song together, because if they just let her sing they might as well just turn on a cat scan machine and put the mic up to that for two hours.  Or just dial someones fax number.  There’s no way that could be any worse.


HOW CAN SHE NOT KNOW

By brendon April 18, 2008 @ 1:05 PM

I don't mind calling celebrity babies ugly if they are ugly because they're babies and their skull hasn't even hardened yet and they can't read this so fuck them, but it really feels uncool to make fun of kids like Madonnas daughter Lourdes.  So I don't want to make fun of her … but she's begging me too.  I mean, we all see that right?  How can you not see that?  You could make a mirror out of wood and still see that.  I … umm … aw jeez.

(picture source = bauer griffin)