By brendon January 24, 2011 @ 2:52 PM
Last April, Madonna went to the African nation of Malawi, the home of two of her adopted kids, for the groundbreaking at a school she pledged $15 million to build. JK, LOL!
MADONNA is in hot water with the Malawian government after she scrapped plans to build a special school there.
She promised to fund an academy for underprivileged girls during a visit in 2009.
But plans to construct the £9million facility have suddenly been scrapped, and instead she intends to build a series of secondary schools across the country.
Well if one school wasn’t enough, if she wants to build lots of school and help lots of kids, that doesn’t explain why she couldn’t just build this first one and then build more.
Obviously she has no intention of doing either, which is a shame. How much could it really cost to build the best school in Africa? One room with a lion proof door and a map that doesn’t have dragons in the ocean and one eyed giants on Europe and you’re already in the top 10.
By brendon November 30, 2010 @ 1:34 PM
Madonna was in Mexico City yesterday for the opening of a Hard Candy gym, and though she usually looks ripped to hell, this time the Sun says she looked “puffy and bloated”.
Mostly they’re referring to her face, and they’re right. She’s got those little beady eyes, and her face is all fat and pale and round. I think she might be related to Mr. Pringle. And then there’s the way her gooey legs ooze out over the sides of those boots meant for a 19-year-old, and the elaborate system of straps under her clothes pulled so tight they’re turning her fingers purple.
Oohh man, I’m at a Starbucks right now, I never should have opened these. I hope I don’t get a hard on!
(source = splash news online)
By brendon October 05, 2010 @ 12:32 PM
Madonna is 52-years-old, but she thinks that with enough yoga and CGI, maybe no one will notice. So she poses in sexy ad campaigns like this one for Dolce and Gabbana. Her plan was going perfectly until someone leaked the originals, and now she’s reportedly furious about it. As if it was some treat for the rest of us. Maybe if she wasn’t built like a high school linebacker this kind of thing wouldn’t happen.
By brendon September 13, 2010 @ 5:41 PM
If this was a message board, the thread title for these pictures of Madonna, today in New York directing a movie called “W.E.”, would have a .gif of the word HOT with flames coming off it, to make sure no one missed all the sexy pictures inside.
(image source = fame)
By brendon August 12, 2010 @ 10:09 AM
JULRI WATERS – is beautiful, short, Asian, has huge breasts, and parades around naked for Playboy. In other words she’s historys most perfect girl (NSFW pictures here). Easily manipulated, she asked me to mention that she and Julia Morse (direct link to their NSFW Playboy pics here and here) are in Sturgis for the bike rally, and at the Silverado casino today and tomorrow from 1-4 signing stuff. I’m gonna go at 4 when she’s tired and see if she’ll blindly sign a marriage license. (silverado, playboy)
JIMMY KIMMEL - was on his Twitter last night asking about his computer generated “Who To Follow” suggestions. Twitter is kind of a smartass, as it turns out. (twitpic)
OKSANA GRIGORIEVA – is having her home searched for listening devices so no one can secretly record her conversations. “She’s worried either Mel or the media has planted cameras or wiretapping devices.” The balls on this chick. The judge should throw out the case just for this. Then have the bailiff go punch her in the stomach. (tmz)
TWITTER – Follow me today and you’ll receive 10 free internets. (twitter)
SOFIA VERGARA – says Madonna looks like a freak. While not opposed to plastic surgery, she says some women go to far. “That thing with the cheeks. Like Madonna. Who do they think they’re fooling? It doesn’t make them look young. You end up looking like a freak.” Keep in mind Madonnas arms look like this. She looks like an old tree. (us)
Guy Ritchie, his girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley, and his son Rocco are off the coast of Majorca today, and Guy seems cool so it’s good that he doesn’t have to deal with that mean old bitch Madonna anymore. Her body always looks dehydrated. And tough. You can see her ligaments and tendons, and her vagina is probably gritty like a cats tongue. If he ever starts to miss sex with Madonna maybe Jacqui can die for a month.
(source = pacific coast)