Maggie Q Forgot Her Panties

By Lex March 19, 2014 @ 12:50 PM

Maggie Q Not Wearing Panties At The 'Divergent' Premiere In Los Angeles
I’m not certain the world needs another teen heartthrobs Hunger Games type book series for kids too illiterate to read real science fiction. Any time a story synopsis leads with ‘Set in a dystopian future…’ it’s going to be sucky and derivative and the film version will naturally spend more resources on wardrobe and promotions than interesting narrative. Nevertheless, there’s Maggie Q promoting her movie without any panties on. I’d follow a woman dressed like that off a cliff, maybe even into this crappy movie, if Maggie promised to sit next to me and that she was good at keeping shameful secrets.

Photo Credit: Getty, FameFlynet

Jennifer Lopez has officially quit ‘American Idol’

By brendon July 13, 2012 @ 2:31 PM


Everyone got the gist of this one from the headline, right? Thank God. Now here’s Maggie Q at Comic-Con yesterday. THIS CHICK IS UNDERRATED! She should have been the new Catwoman instead of giant headed Anne Hathaway. Catwoman should be lithe. Anne Hathaway is clunky. I could kick Anne Hathaways ass, and that’s not just empty bragging, I mean it. In fact I’ll fight almost any girl or child you can think of.

(image source = bauer griffin)

‘Nikita’ is a really good show

By brendon May 20, 2011 @ 10:49 AM


Maggie Q (the “Q” is short for “Quigley” btw. She’s Irish, Polish and Vietnamese) was in New York yesterday for the CW upfront to promote ‘Nikita’, and she looked a million times better than she did a few weeks ago. And by that I mean she was nice and skinny and her ass looked fantastic. She’s better at having an ass than I’ve ever been at anything in my whole life.

(image source = flynet and wenn and splash and pacific coast. also pictured is her ‘nikita’ co-star shane west. who is from baton rouge. geaux tigers!)

Maggie Q is disappointing

By brendon May 05, 2011 @ 4:33 PM


I hope Maggie Q sees this, because I shan’t be masturbating to ‘Nikita’ anymore, not after these pictures of her going for a walk in her neighborhood today with no makeup. TV gave me the impression she was naturally perfect, but they played me for a fool. It was all a big lie. I swear to God I’ll get you for this, TV!

(image source = pacific coast)

afternoon headlines

By brendon August 19, 2010 @ 6:55 PM

JENNIFER ANISTON – was promoting her latest bomb ‘the Switch’ on ‘Regis and Kelly’ this morning when she said, “Yes, I play dress up! I do it for a living, like a retard!” And now a pro-retard group is calling her comment, “extraordinarily offensive and inappropriate.” And they’re right. Her acting is more like someone in a vegetative state. Retarded people can actually convey emotion. (us)

PIRANHA 3D - might actually be the dumb fun it was trying to be. “Mere words cannot describe how awesomely gnarly ‘Piranha 3D’ is, how hugely entertaining,” says the AP. “A pitch-perfect, guilty-pleasure serving of late-summer schlock,” according to the Hollywood Reporter. “The best buddy cop movie in years,” said a guy who couldn’t remember anything but all the hot girls with big tits in 3D. (ap, thr)

MAGGIE Q - is too sexy in her promo posters for the CW show ‘Nikita’, according to several shopping centers like the Grove in LA who are refusing to post them. And that’s them below so I must be missing something. Clearly the Grove is run by either ugly people or Quakers. (variety)


By brendon September 25, 2007 @ 11:28 AM

MAYA RUDOLPH IS NOT RETURNING TO SNL – I have no idea who that is and I have no intention of looking up who that is.  In fact, if you had asked me 30 seconds ago, I would have signed a sworn deposition that SNL went off the air in 1982.

JOHN MCTIERNAN IS GOING TO JAIL – The Hollywood Reporter says:

“More than a year after admitting he lied to the FBI about his association with Anthony Pellicano only to later try to retract it, director John McTiernan was sentenced Monday to four months in a federal prison.  His lawyers argued that the director rushed to find an attorney after having a phone conversation with an FBI agent who asked him about hiring Pellicano, the infamous Hollywood private investigator who has pleaded not guilty to charges in a 111-count indictment accusing him of wiretapping and bribing police to obtain information on celebrities and others.  McTiernan denied knowing Pellicano to the agent. He later admitted to hiring the private eye to wiretap producer Charles Roven in 2000

McTiernan directed "Predator", "Die Hard" and "the Hunt for Red October", back to back to back, which is maybe the coolest streak any director has ever had.  Except for my sex tapes with Jessica Biel, Alba, and Simpson.  The New York Times called my effort a "puckish romp, sure to delight and entertain.”  

MAGGIE Q FOR PETA – "MI:3" and "Die Hard 4" star Maggie Q is the new spokesperson for PETA.  Actually, PETA Asia Pacific, because Asian people can't be spokespeople for everything, just Asian things.  But whatever, she's fuckin hot.  This won't make me reconsider eating meat, but I will consider eating meat while masturbating, if that helps in any way.