There is no modesty left in Hollywood. There was a tiny bit for a while but it proved to mostly be a bunch of bullshit once TMZ started buying stories from maids and JuCo hackers. Women have stopped wearing bras. Not just protesting teens. Chicks in their 30′s and 40′s. Is this a good thing? I don’t know, do you like tits or own stock in Regina Miracle? They make half the Western world’s bras at a buck eighty FOB. Science has repeatedly shown that contrary to popular opinion, bras don’t do shit in terms of keeping your tits firm as you age. Same goes for jockey shorts if you’re hoping that will keep your balls from hitting the fungal floor of the locker room at seventy. You only have nice natural tits for so long and that’s not very long. Fly those flags like a patriot. Your nipples are the only reason I ever take walks.
I’m not certain the world needs another teen heartthrobs Hunger Games type book series for kids too illiterate to read real science fiction. Any time a story synopsis leads with ‘Set in a dystopian future…’ it’s going to be sucky and derivative and the film version will naturally spend more resources on wardrobe and promotions than interesting narrative. Nevertheless, there’s Maggie Q promoting her movie without any panties on. I’d follow a woman dressed like that off a cliff, maybe even into this crappy movie, if Maggie promised to sit next to me and that she was good at keeping shameful secrets.
Everyone got the gist of this one from the headline, right? Thank God. Now here’s Maggie Q at Comic-Con yesterday. THIS CHICK IS UNDERRATED! She should have been the new Catwoman instead of giant headed Anne Hathaway. Catwoman should be lithe. Anne Hathaway is clunky. I could kick Anne Hathaways ass, and that’s not just empty bragging, I mean it. In fact I’ll fight almost any girl or child you can think of.
Maggie Q (the “Q” is short for “Quigley” btw. She’s Irish, Polish and Vietnamese) was in New York yesterday for the CW upfront to promote ‘Nikita’, and she looked a million times better than she did a few weeks ago. And by that I mean she was nice and skinny and her ass looked fantastic. She’s better at having an ass than I’ve ever been at anything in my whole life.
I hope Maggie Q sees this, because I shan’t be masturbating to ‘Nikita’ anymore, not after these pictures of her going for a walk in her neighborhood today with no makeup. TV gave me the impression she was naturally perfect, but they played me for a fool. It was all a big lie. I swear to God I’ll get you for this, TV!
JENNIFER ANISTON – was promoting her latest bomb ‘the Switch’ on ‘Regis and Kelly’ this morning when she said, “Yes, I play dress up! I do it for a living, like a retard!” And now a pro-retard group is calling her comment, “extraordinarily offensive and inappropriate.” And they’re right. Her acting is more like someone in a vegetative state. Retarded people can actually convey emotion. (us)
PIRANHA 3D - might actually be the dumb fun it was trying to be. “Mere words cannot describe how awesomely gnarly ‘Piranha 3D’ is, how hugely entertaining,” says the AP. “A pitch-perfect, guilty-pleasure serving of late-summer schlock,” according to the Hollywood Reporter. “The best buddy cop movie in years,” said a guy who couldn’t remember anything but all the hot girls with big tits in 3D. (ap, thr)
MAGGIE Q - is too sexy in her promo posters for the CW show ‘Nikita’, according to several shopping centers like the Grove in LA who are refusing to post them. And that’s them below so I must be missing something. Clearly the Grove is run by either ugly people or Quakers. (variety)