Maitland Ward Seems Smarter Than Most

By Lex November 11, 2014 @ 11:07 AM

Maitland Ward Strips Down To Nothing For Descent Into The Malestrom Photoshoot
This former kid TV actress wasn’t getting much work so she decided to just go everywhere nerds go and show off her big boobs. It would sound simply moronic if it wasn’t working perfectly. And proving once again that a woman with large tits will never go hungry.

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Maitland Ward Is Red Sonja of Long Beach

By Lex September 30, 2014 @ 9:58 AM

Maitland Ward Is Red Sonja At Long Beach Comic Con
Somebody leaked the enormous gate receipts at San Diego Comic-Con a few years back and about five minutes later every city with a convention center that could hold 1,001 nerds opened their own Comic-Con. Why the fuck not. Adult male fanboys spend cash like girls at the mall with their parents CCV codes. You put some cosplay tits in their face and they will cash out their Radio Shack 401(k)’s. These comic book conventions have created an entirely new job function for big topped did a show once actresses like Maitland Ward who are still willing to dress up like Red Sonja to make man-boys experience diurnal emissions. Unlike most comic books, the conventions usually have a happy ending. That’s a euphemism for Maitland Ward having to shower with bleach while repressing memories of continuous sticky pawed assaults on or near her tits and ass.

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Maitland Ward Works Out Well

By Lex September 18, 2014 @ 12:20 PM

Maitland Ward Shows Her Nips While Working Out
I’m assuming this chick who was once on Boy Meets World knows she’s being photographed working out. It’s not so much the elaborate stretches in a sunlit courtyard so much as the wet braless tank top thing. You only see that in gym scenes in porn. Working out on this elliptical in some guys carpeted bedroom makes me want to have sex on a stage set decorated with one fake bench and locker as well. I don’t mind a ruse when it’s backed by large pre-moistened breasts. I’m all in.

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Maitland Ward Poses In A Bikini For A Photo Shoot At Malibu Beach

By Lex August 15, 2014 @ 7:35 AM

Maitland Ward Poses In A Bikini For A Photo Shoot At Malibu Beach

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Maitland Ward Poses In A Yellow Bikini In Marina Del Rey

By Lex August 01, 2014 @ 6:54 AM

Maitland Ward Poses In A Yellow Bikini In Marina Del Rey

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Maitland Ward Virtually Undressed By Super Nerds

By Lex June 02, 2014 @ 2:30 PM

Maitland Ward In A Princess Leia Gold Bikini At The Long Beach Comic Expo
Everybody and their mother is having a Comic convention of some kind these days. It’s a great way to prove the theory that money travels from the stupid to the smart and eventually to the good looking Ukrainian model the smart is boning. These expos serve as an opportunity to give five bucks a signature to the original comic book artists who got fucked in their original deals and now live almost entirely off Campbell’s chunky soups. It also serves as a make-work program for D-list actresses to dress up in showy costumes for a ten thousand nerd strong virtual bukkake session. I can only imagine the feeling of raw power knowing an army of virgins has placed you second to the half-dragon lady one booth over in terms of whose cloacal sac they’d like to violate after lifting their replica chainmail. Still, any excuse to get to Long Beach.

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