By Lex December 01, 2014 @ 11:26 AM
I really like this Maitland Ward chick. Her job seems to consist of slipping into low cut dresses and licking things in public places. That could describe many illicit occupations, but in Hollywood it’s an actual real job. All these girls show up at some warehouse each Thursday where a dude with gold caps climbs out of a rented Mercedes and shows everybody his W-2 from 2009 and how they can be rich like him someday. It’s all in the licking.
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By Lex November 11, 2014 @ 11:07 AM
This former kid TV actress wasn’t getting much work so she decided to just go everywhere nerds go and show off her big boobs. It would sound simply moronic if it wasn’t working perfectly. And proving once again that a woman with large tits will never go hungry.
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By Lex September 30, 2014 @ 9:58 AM
Somebody leaked the enormous gate receipts at San Diego Comic-Con a few years back and about five minutes later every city with a convention center that could hold 1,001 nerds opened their own Comic-Con. Why the fuck not. Adult male fanboys spend cash like girls at the mall with their parents CCV codes. You put some cosplay tits in their face and they will cash out their Radio Shack 401(k)’s. These comic book conventions have created an entirely new job function for big topped did a show once actresses like Maitland Ward who are still willing to dress up like Red Sonja to make man-boys experience diurnal emissions. Unlike most comic books, the conventions usually have a happy ending. That’s a euphemism for Maitland Ward having to shower with bleach while repressing memories of continuous sticky pawed assaults on or near her tits and ass.
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By Lex September 18, 2014 @ 12:20 PM
I’m assuming this chick who was once on Boy Meets World knows she’s being photographed working out. It’s not so much the elaborate stretches in a sunlit courtyard so much as the wet braless tank top thing. You only see that in gym scenes in porn. Working out on this elliptical in some guys carpeted bedroom makes me want to have sex on a stage set decorated with one fake bench and locker as well. I don’t mind a ruse when it’s backed by large pre-moistened breasts. I’m all in.
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