Maitland Ward Yabbos Say Happy Valentine’s Day And Shit Around The Web

By Jack February 13, 2015 @ 12:00 PM


Breast-famous redhead Maitland Ward has a special Valentine’s Day message for you. Namely that she’s got huge fucking tits. It’s more like Boy Meets Boner, AMIRIGHT?

Behold Maitland’s chest cupids. (Egotastic)

Do you like to look down hot chick’s blouses? That’s rhetorical. (The Chive)

Abigail Ratchford also has a Valentine’s Day message from her huge mams. (TMZ)

Kendall Jenner, a swimsuit, and the monkey from Friends. (Huffington Post)

Naomi Campbell wears a see-through dress so you can look at her old lady nips. (Drunken Stepfather)

If you’re into leathery fake titted bitches, Pam Anderson is single again. (Dlisted)

Julia Pereira wears a wet t-shirt and nothing else. (Hollywood Tuna)

Chrissy Teigen in a bikini makes me hate John Legend a lot. (Popoholic)

Celebrity Model Chicks Celebrate The Super Bowl

By Lex February 02, 2015 @ 12:13 PM

Super Bowl Sunday is a big day for girls with big yabbos to post pictures of themselves on Instagram. Nobody but your mother and your astrologist are going to look. Go ahead and try out some football themed shots of your tits. It’s like free skate. Sketch a few new poses and move them from paper to the Internet. All you need is a photo buddy and Hef’s Sammy Baugh autographed football. I promise you he won’t notice it’s missing.

Photo Credit: Instagram

Maitland Ward And Elle Alexandra Kiss

By Lex January 16, 2015 @ 2:34 PM

Maitland Ward And Elle Alexandra Celebrate International Kiss A Ginger Day
Two girls tickling each other’s vaginas with feathers will never be wrong. I don’t care if that Charlie Hebdo terrorist fugitive chick started tonguing Joan Rivers’ cadaver, I’d watch and throw in some cash. It starts at high school parties watching¬†girls with poor self-esteem being prodded to make out. It quickly escalates to¬†Jenna Haze banging her onscreen horny roommate with a strap-on. Watching sex without having to see another dude’s sweaty junk. It’s inherently beautiful. Go on about your business, girls. Mom and me will be in the other room listening to our disco records.

Photo Credit: Splash

Maitland Ward Figures Out Shopping

By Lex January 02, 2015 @ 6:19 AM

Maitland Ward Tries On New Years Eve Dresses
I like that this chick tried on a bunch of New Year’s Eve dresses solely to see which best highlighted her spectacular boobs. Women have a thousand different bits of jargon to describe how perfect a certain dress is, but it always boils down to, does this dress make my tits look amazing. Once you get past the pretense, you can cut your shopping time by an easy ninety percent. Will the men be cranking their necks to check out my rack? Yes, no, no, yes, no, no, no, yes. I’ll take these three, please.

Photo Credit: INF

Maitland Ward Works Hard

By Lex December 01, 2014 @ 11:26 AM

Maitland Ward Wears A Pink Low Cut Dress While Eating Ice Cream At The Grove
I really like this Maitland Ward chick. Her job seems to consist of slipping into low cut dresses and licking things in public places. That could describe many illicit occupations, but in Hollywood it’s an actual real job. All these girls show up at some warehouse each Thursday where a dude with gold caps climbs out of a rented Mercedes and shows everybody his W-2 from 2009 and how they can be rich like him someday. It’s all in the licking.

Photo Credit: INF

Maitland Ward Seems Smarter Than Most

By Lex November 11, 2014 @ 11:07 AM

Maitland Ward Strips Down To Nothing For Descent Into The Malestrom Photoshoot
This former kid TV actress wasn’t getting much work so she decided to just go everywhere nerds go and show off her big boobs. It would sound simply moronic if it wasn’t working perfectly. And proving once again that a woman with large tits will never go hungry.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI