Let Malia Be Malia

August 10, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Any sane person tries to stay out of the mounting partisan battles of the modern social media age. Some percentage of the population feels a need to define themselves by political party affiliations as if that's a totem of... READ MORE

Barron Trump and Malia Obama Jokes Both On-Limits in the Last Men on Earth Podcast #74

January 27, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This  week's  Last Men on Earth podcast  features engaging and occasionally sober conversation on 30-something moms going feral on teen boys, Malia Obama's uncanny ability to land A-list gigs, Shia LeBeouf transcending from asshole to crazy asshole,... READ MORE

Malia Obama Scoring All the Good Jobs

January 26, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Weinstein film company sorted through all their resumes of applicants for their much sought after New York summer internship program and randomly picked Malia Obama. The same thing happened last summer when Halle Berry was choosing assistants... READ MORE

Malia Obama Smoking the Good Stuff

August 11, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kids are total sellouts today. There was a time when the school security officer came by and asked who the joint on the ground belonged to and everybody shut their trap. Now there's money in ratting. Some kid shot... READ MORE

Obama Girls Called Out as Trashy

December 1, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Blindly partisan politics is like watching Eagles fans throw punches at Giants fans but without the sensory treat of fleshy jowls reverberating or ruddy wives trying to break shit up with curse words you haven’t heard since the 50’s.... READ MORE

Malia Obama Topless! Fuck You, I’m Kidding, Obama, Don’t Drone Me

July 15, 2014 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I didn’t expect the Hollywood photo agencies to fold like my grandma playing poker at the Fremont when they got shots of Malia Obama at a celebrity hangout in Venice wearing what has been described as ‘grown up’ clothing.... READ MORE


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