‘Watchmen’ star Malin Akerman was in Stockholm, Sweden last night for the premiere of ‘Couples Retreat’, but her movie wasn’t the only thing making it’s public debut, if you catch my drift!
NOTE - in the last part, I was referring to her vagina.
(image source - fame pictures)
Kristen Bell and Malin Akerman walked the red carpet last night for the premiere of ‘Couples Retreat’, which is good news for me because I’ve had a crush on Kristen ever since ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall’. It might be time to make my move. I finally have a plan in place to impress her. How? Simple. Kill … the Batman. Wait. Wait no that’s for something else. Aww god dammit. I don’t have a plan at all, do I?
(hq jump here. source = splash news online)
The second Watchman trailer, due to premiere today in front of "Quantum of Solace", hit teh net last night, and I think we’re close enough now for me to admit this thing gives me a hard on. I could never make it through the book, but being online so much has atrophied my brain down to a nub so I don’t think that should count against them. If a normal brain looks like an owl with glasses and a graduation cap and a stick to point at things on the board, mine is that monkey who pee’d in his own mouth.
I feel compelled to cram in my gushing love letter to Jackie Earle Haley as Rorschach. It's Kelly Leak. Kelly Leak god dammit! How can you not love a guy who survives this awful fucking town. Huge star in his teens, then didn’t have a single role from 1993 to 2006. For 13 years he drove limos, finished furniture, and delivered pizzas, now he is to Watchmen what Wolverine is to X-Men. Am I the only one who finds that amazing? People come to LA and say, "I'll give it 6 months and see how it goes". 13 years! The dude failed for 13 god damn years, yet still killed it when someone finally gave him a chance. His Hollywood comeback couldn’t be any more dramatic unless he did riding a 10-story robot that looks like a tiger.
(Songy Trivia! Music over the second half = "Take A Bow", by Muse)
