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Mama June Works the Horse and Pole

May 18, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Mama June from the Retards Make Welfare Babies reality show hosted an evening at the Crazy Horse strip club triangulated between seventeen telemarketing operations in Florida. Even understanding that asking an obese product of incest to serve as the... READ MORE

Mama June Will Chow Box If You Please

April 27, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Mama June alerted the press that she is bisexual. Perhaps she is capitalizing on Bruce Jenner’s revelation that he is a straight woman’s spirit animal who’s not into cock. June’s assertion comes as a setback to the LGBT movement and... READ MORE

Mama June Pouch Porn And Shit Around The Web

December 16, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Vivid just offered Mama June, of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo fame, 1 million dollars to make a fuck the folds porno. It’s one of Vivid’s regular publicity stunts to make such an offer to women in the news.... READ MORE

Mama June Lands On Bottom

November 14, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Mama June has been having trouble explaining to her children that the guy who fathered one or more of them is a convicted child rapist named Mark McDaniel whom she has most likely been blowing while wearing Hello Kitty... READ MORE

Honey Boo Boo’s Family Seems Fucked Up

November 12, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Mama June’s daughter Anne Marie “Chickadee” Cardwell, who was molested by her mother’s boyfriend when she was eight years old, thinks her younger sister Pumpkin was fathered by the same pedo boyfriend. If this seems confusing you’ve thought about... READ MORE

Mama June Might Lose Kids

October 29, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

You only have to watch a few episodes of Law and Order SVU to realize it’s illegal to bring convicted sex offenders around children. Mama June must have missed this while stuffing her gob with bon bons and farming... READ MORE

Mama June Has Needs

October 28, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Mama June apparently planned on getting back together with the guy who molested her daughter once he got out of prison for molesting her daughter. According to vaguely sourced TMZ reports she kept a box of photos of her... READ MORE

Honey Boo Boo At Risk

October 24, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Mama June, the human toilet known for shitting out Honey Boo Boo, is dating Mark McDaniel, a child molester who previously forced an eight year old to blow him and served ten years in prison. Making it slightly worse... READ MORE

Mama June Is Single, Boys And Shit Around The Web

September 19, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Love officially got cancer today when it was announced that Mama June, the Hutt that shat out the mini-me turd known as Honey Boo Boo, has split from her husband Sugar Bear. Apparently, he cheated on her. I can’t... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Is Suddenly The Hottest Woman Alive

July 16, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ever since Maxim magazine named Miley Cyrus the No. 1 woman on its Hot 100 list back in May, a lot of people have made fun of the decision because the singer sometimes looks like the real life version... READ MORE

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