Mandy Moore was in London last week, and since English food is basically unregulated poison, she got sick, reportedly after eating fish that wasn’t properly prepared.
Regardless of it’s that true or not, now she looks great, she’s nice and thin. The so-called “doctors” say that diet and exercise is the best way to keep a healthy, sexy body, but maybe we shouldn’t be completely overlooking poison.
(image source = fame)
Us magazine has confirmed that Mandy Moore got married to Ryan Adams yesterday in Savannah, Georgia. She’s 24 and he’s 34 and they’ve dated off and on since December of 2007, although there was always a rumor that she was having an affair with UFC president Dana White. Anyway, Ryan’s ugly and Mandy was the reason god invented the word “jailbait”, so you can either put your thumb over his picture above or you can look at the uncomfortably tempting ones below. Also here's a reasonable fake of what she might look like if she fell down and for some sexy reason had no clothes on. Please enjoy, won't you?
Mandy Moore was seated within inches of stand-up comedy superstar Jimmy Norton at the Rampage Jackson - Forrest Griffin fight Saturday night in Las Vegas, leading many to wonder if the two are now dating. No not really. No one is wondering that. Norton wasn’t there to get in Mandys trap. He was there to hunt and dispose of a human target. He cannot be reasoned with, he cannot be bargained with, kill kill kill.
When asked for a comment, Bob Kelly said, "Tomorrow I’m gonna try to force my hat even lower onto my head. I like to pull my hat down over my eyes and then walk around crowded rooms. It makes it more exciting."
The National Enquirer is reporting now that Mandy Moores mom has left her dad and moved in with her lesbian lover, a tennis pro named Claudette Laliberte, whom she has secretly dated since 2006.
According to the Enquirer, Stacy Moore left Mandy's father for tennis professional Claudette Laliberte … The two women have reportedly set up home together.
The tabloid claims the affair surfaced last year (07) after Laliberte's lover discovered emails between the two women.
When quizzed about her relationship with Laliberte, Stacy Moore told the Enquirer, "It's nobody's business why we're together."
When Lifetime makes a movie about this, I hope they call it "Game, Set, Love" or "Love Match" or something like that. I get the feeling I won't be disappointed. And then the ad needs to say, "Stacy Moores life was always set to music, but now has she scored too many points in the game of love?" It will be right after the movie where a sassy rookie reporter won't take no for an answer and uncovers a conspriacy that goes all the way to the top. "The biggest story of her career, may be her last."
A.: Mandy Moores last known photograph.
B: Muy muy fanstastico!
c: Easter Egg Wolfman.
D: Mandy Moore posing with fans in the Sydney airport in Australia, where make-up is seemingly illegal. Why was she in Sydney? There's no way to know. Maybe she heard they had a dorkier pair of glasses down there and went to search for them. Good Luck Mandy!
MANDY MOORE AND MATT PERRY? - Page Six says that Mandy Moore was seen on a date with Matthew Perry at Amici Trattoria in Beverly Hills. "He was already seated and waited for her for 15 minutes until she arrived. He stood up to greet her and gave her a kiss on the cheek. They were holding hands across the table and being really close and laughing a lot the whole time."
She's 27 and he's 38, but in my mind she seems way way younger and he seems way way older. So I was surprised it's only an 11 year difference. I was also surprised at how uncomfortable it made me to picture her licking his old balls. See what I mean? Haunting, isn't it? (full size of the banner pic here)
UPDATE - the New York Post says Mandy is 27, but IMDB lists her birthday as April 10, 1984, making her 23.
BRITNEY IS NOT NUMBER ONE - The Eagles' first new studio album in 28 years, "Long Road Out of Eden," is the number one album by a mile this week, selling 711,000 copies. Britney Spears album "Blackout" is a distant second, selling 290,000 copies, well short of the projected 380,000. Britney was originally expected to have the number one album, but Billboard now allows albums sold at only one retailer to be included on their chart. The Eagles album is one of these, and is sold only at Wal Mart. Also available only at Wal Mart - soul crushing depression.
NEVERLAND IS NEVERMORE (ZING!) - According to new reports, Michael Jacksons sprawling Santa Barbara estate, better known as "Neverland", has gone into foreclosure because Jackson is delinquent on a 23 million dollar loan. Where did all his money go? Who am I, Mr. Owl, how the fuck am I supposed to know?
