Finally the pictures we've all been waiting for.  And by "we", I mean, me and my penis.  Mandy Moore in a bikini on vacation in Mexico.  And wow are they disappointing.  This is why Mandy Moore is on the flag team of Hollywood and Jessica Alba is captain of the cheerleaders.  Because Mandy is fat.  It's like comparing an issue of Playboy to an issue of Chocolate Mamas.  She should be ashamed of herself.  She should be visiting the diet aisle, not Mexico, where giant white girls are probably part of some terrifying legend where the sun kills everyone.