Maria Kouka Headlined The Breast Parade At The CelebBoutique Launch Party

By Travis July 26, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Last we checked in on Maria Kouka, she was making a name for herself as the girl who was dancing by herself next to a stripper pole while her breasts almost fell out at some party in London. And yet the Royal Baby has somehow been the bigger story.

She was also at the CelebBoutique store’s launch party in London yesterday, along with Jessica Jane-Clement and several other women that we’ve probably never heard of, including Melissa Wells (in the nice blue dress) and Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace (in the white), and these women all share one thing in common: the ability to dress like they want me to throw dollar bills at them. For that, I salute them.

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Maria Kouka Seems Like A Great Person

By Travis July 12, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

According to her website, Maria Kouka is a swimwear and lingerie model from London who recently made the transition to actress with a small role in the British film Fedz, and she may or may not also be developing her own television series here in the U.S. But until she gets that all sorted out, we’ll simply know her as the girl who showed up at something called the Infiniti Gate Experience party in London last night and danced next to a stripper’s pole in the corner of the room.

I don’t know much about the party itself, but based on the surge protector on the floor next to the pole, I’m guessing they served lobster.

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