By Lex March 26, 2014 @ 2:58 PM
Maria Menounos is either leaving her gig on Extra or not. According to highly almost never reliable Page Six, Maria’s contract isn’t being renewed because she’s a diva who hates AC Slater and is asking for too much money. That all seems pretty logical to me. Maria’s fall back position is her awesome new reality show on Oxygen featuring her and her long time boyfriend who both live in her parents home because it’s Greek tradition to force your parents to listen to some dude slop banging their daughter well into her 30′s. Her plan B is to explore new opportunities. Plan C is finding a boyfriend who can afford a house. She’s covered, though if I were her I’d switch the order of my backup plans. I didn’t actually believe Maria was leaving that smiling mannequins daily strip show of hers until she went on Opie and Anthony and denied it. She’s not a particularly good liar. For some reason, I always expect women with nice asses to be smoother at the sinister skills.
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By Lex February 27, 2014 @ 4:10 PM
I’m worried that if I watch I ever watch Extra, my balls will shrivel up like a time lapse clip on how grapes are made into raisins. Even the rugged presence of AC Slater can’t elevate that show to baseline masculine viewing standards. Still, they’ve got Maria Menounos showing off her body, which is a nice interlude for celebrities smiling broadly and pretending they won’t be cutting themselves later that evening as punishment for being 33 and still playing a high school vampire on television. I don’t know exactly why people enjoy watching shows where everybody is lying. You might as well flip on C-SPAN or watch a movie where Tom Cruise seduces a woman.
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By Lex January 17, 2014 @ 3:06 PM
Back in the day, you could spy on a woman getting out of her gym clothes and if you got caught, you might receive a shriek or a smack in the face. Now you get arrested, jailed, and put up on a website as a blue dot for the rest of your life. You end up pulling the holiday shift in the shoe department at Macy’s. America kind of lost its fun along the way. I blame men who wear colorful sweaters. Those sackless mofos have let the happy hiss out of this country like air escaping a party balloon I bet Maria Menounos would get a kick out of finding me in her HVAC duct spying on her removing her sweaty sports bra. We’d have a good laugh, maybe share a couple ouzos, and mate like the last two rabbits on the planet. Then I’d wake up and find myself with an ankle bracelet and a fat lady’s swollen foot in my hand in Macy’s Footwear. Because life just isn’t randomly kind.
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By Travis January 06, 2014 @ 10:00 AM
Extra host Maria Menounos has been enjoying a little quality vacation time down in Los Cabos, and it certainly looks like she’s benefiting from the rest and relaxation. Just look at how she smiles as she realizes that she’s being photographed in her bikini, almost as if she’s saying, “I look forward to the positive attention that I’ll receive from people talking about my ridiculous body.” Or maybe she was watching as a van full of Mexican drug cartel assassins arrived to chop the photographers’ heads off, because it could have honestly been either of those things.
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By Lex June 20, 2013 @ 2:07 PM
I bet when Maria Menounos goes back to Greece everybody treats her like a conquering hero. She’s off in America working with Slater from Saved by the Bell. She got to go the Kardashian baby shower. But maybe some people are just haters. Call her, Big City Maria. Talk about how she thinks she’s too good for them now. Hurl unbrined olives at her head. But then everybody gets together in the end and dances with monkeys and organ grinders and big bowls of yogurt. Then I have sex with Maria. This is my movie.
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By Lex June 10, 2013 @ 5:02 PM
I was halfway through the Tony Awards yesterday when I realized I was watching the L.A. Gay Pride Parade. It was a spirited event. That one day a year when gay men and women in West Hollywood get to come out from behind the repressive shadow of the gay unfriendly people who don’t exist in West Hollywood and be themselves. I cried. Especially when Doogie Howswer won all those awards.
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