By Lex June 20, 2013 @ 2:07 PM
I bet when Maria Menounos goes back to Greece everybody treats her like a conquering hero. She’s off in America working with Slater from Saved by the Bell. She got to go the Kardashian baby shower. But maybe some people are just haters. Call her, Big City Maria. Talk about how she thinks she’s too good for them now. Hurl unbrined olives at her head. But then everybody gets together in the end and dances with monkeys and organ grinders and big bowls of yogurt. Then I have sex with Maria. This is my movie.
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By Lex June 10, 2013 @ 5:02 PM
I was halfway through the Tony Awards yesterday when I realized I was watching the L.A. Gay Pride Parade. It was a spirited event. That one day a year when gay men and women in West Hollywood get to come out from behind the repressive shadow of the gay unfriendly people who don’t exist in West Hollywood and be themselves. I cried. Especially when Doogie Howswer won all those awards.
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By Lex March 28, 2013 @ 12:30 PM
I wonder what it must be like to be a chick like Maria Menounos. To come out of your mama with the destiny of looking incredibly hot your entire life. She was probably the cute girl who got all the compliments back in school. Then the teen beauty queen. The adult woman who every guy and some ardent ladies wants to nail. She’ll be the hot mom, and, at some point, the senior citizen that dudes with those fetish dreams all think about lifting up her housedress, lowering her support hose, and making some sweet granny squirts. I’m not saying it’s the be all end all of existence. I’m just saying it’s probably better than being not that girl.
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By Bill March 15, 2013 @ 2:19 PM
Maria Menounos should be hosting a television show for straight males. While I’m sure she’s got great on-screen presence, connects well with women, and can giggle like she really means it when interviewing Snooki, her true talents are being wasted by not being beamed onto the screens of millions of red-blooded males who could care less about what designer she’s wearing. Unless that designer does get her into a tight green dress that shows off her amazing ass. Then we do care. Just not enough to watch her throw it back to A.C. Slater.
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Women who try to talk sports and act like they’re “just one of the guys” are possibly the most miserable kind of people on earth to be around. I’d rather drag my tongue across Bruce Vilanch’s taint for an entire game than put up with any of their commentary. Unless of course they look like Maria Menounos. Which goes to show you ladies If you have a tight body, an amazing ass, and do poses in yoga pants you could smell how Chaz Bono looks for all anyone cares and guys will still put up with you. So, take note fatties, no one respects you.
I’ve never understood the draw of those faceless sex toys they sell for men to experience the joy of pussy without having to work or pay or beg for it. I understand the appeal of the ease of access, but I’m in the camp that if you don’t care what you’re sticking your dick into so long as you get off, you’re just a hop, skip, and a jump away from being rousted by the cops at a truck stop glory hole.
Sex dolls for the 99-percent won’t catch on until they look and feel like Maria Menounos. Maybe ten years from now, maybe fifty, but at some point, there are going to be warm, comforting, exact replicas of women like Maria who never say they’re too tired or on the rag or that they know you’d rather fuck their sister than them so why not go and do that. At that point, you’re going to want to have your money in the sex doll companies.
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