Maria Shriver Touts Kris Jenner As a Role Model for Women (VIDEO)

Maria Shriver seems like a nice enough person who lives in one wicked epoxied socialite bubble. It's that old money thing where you care desperately for the less fortunate primarily as an intellectual process. You miss a lot of the nuance. Like how your horny HGH husband with the clown hair you no longer fuck is not going to bang a baby into the maid because he goes to church on Sundays. Or how Kris Jenner may...

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Maria Shriver Is Anti Miley Cyrus

Maria Shriver reportedly disapproves of her potentially legitimate child Patrick Schwarzenegger dating Miley Cyrusbecause she's bestknown for getting wasted and having midgets spread her ass cheeks for screaming teens and naughty Hungarian men who remember strip clubs under Communist rule. Shriver reportedly cancelled her trip to Art Basel in Miami when she found out Cyrus would be there with her son smoking a joint...

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Maria Shriver Struck First

Maria Shriver splayed the victim when it became public her husband had banged a mini-me into the frumpy house maid, but Maria was apparently cheating on Arnold as well. Shriver has just recently begun publicly dating Matthew Dowd, Arnold's former gubernatorial campaign manager, but according to semi-reliable sources, they've been hide-a-humping each other for decades. That's a lot of back room banging. Arnold froze...

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Patrick Schwarzenegger Is Banging His Mom

Somebody is not handling his parents messy divorce so well. Patrick Schwarzenegger is nineteen, rich, and the male model scion of a famous family. He's the toast of teen girls discovering their sexuality by way of Tiger Beat celebrity day dreams in the bathtub. He can literally have sex with any young women on this planet. But he's gone with Taylor Burns. A woman who looks like his mom. I bet he cries during sex...

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Maria Shriver was (maybe) wearing her wedding ring

Maria Shriver is always saying she loves kids, but then Arnold Schwarzenegger went and had one with the housekeeper and suddenly she changed her mind. Typical woman. But this weekend she was wearing a ring that is reportedly her wedding ring, just like Arnold was last week, so maybe this means she's ready to take him back. And she should. He's suffered more than enough. It's not like she's some treat. (image source =...

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Thursday headlines, with Michelle Hunziker in a bikini

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER - had lunch with his son Patrick today, and things seem to go fine. Which sucks because wouldn't it be badass if he went all apeshit with some kind of Oedipus complex. The Kennedys are all nuts so I figure there's still time. (popeater) KIM KARDASHIAN - is now engaged of course, but was the proposal filmed as footage for her reality show? Oh gosh, I wonder what the answer is. (people) JANE LYNCH...read more

Maria Shriver narc'd out Schwarzenegger

Many people have been wondering how Arnold Schwarzenegger was able to hide the existence of a son, the product of an affair with his housekeeper, for 13 years. Others have wondered how the secret managed to get out when it did. Well the answer to the second one is easy: his wife told the LA Times. Way to cock-block, Maria. I bet you're just pleased as punch. ...when Maria found out that Arnold was the father of...

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Arnold Schwarzenegger had two sons born the same week

As you may have noticed, something would have to have acid for blood in order for Arnold Schwarzenegger to not fuck it, and now the whores are coming out of the woodwork with the revelation that he had a child with his maid 13 years ago. One has even hired the worlds most punchable lawyer, with more perhaps on the way. Fox news says... The incident returned to the public's attention numerous allegations made over the...

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Tuesday headlines, with Fred Flintstone and Ciara

SETH MACFARLANE - will reboot 'the Flintstones' as a new series for Fox, to premiere in 2013. So now he can steal characters right out in the open (Stewie is nothing but Jimmy Corrigan). When asked for a comment, MacFarlane went and stood behind Matt Groening and then repeated what he said. (deadline) TOM SIZEMORE - did not kill Megan Wren, the woman who has been missing for 6 weeks, and she was finally found in a...

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Arnold Shwarzenegger cheated, had a bastard child with a maid

It was surprising when Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver announced that they were separating after 25 years of marriage, but luckily Arnold has a back-up familia already in place. The LA Times, who broke the story last night, says Arnold had a relationship with a woman who worked for Arnold and Maria as a member of their household staff for 20 years. About 10 years ago they had a child, but the woman, who was...

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Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have split

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver first met in 1977, had their first date in 1982, got married in 1986, and had four kids. Which is probably why they're getting a divorce now. Jesus Christ, enough already. As the LA Times first reported last night... Former Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife, Maria Shriver, have separated, with Shriver moving out of their Brentwood mansion while the two determine the next...

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