TIGER WOODS - almost threw away what matters most, but his apology this morning has made up a lot of ground. EA Sports, Gillete, and Upper Deck all issued statements of support today, at least opening the door to Tigers return. What coquettish little flirts you are. (reuters)
NICK CANNON - is a complete fucking dullard. He’s described in this interview as a “comedian”. I defy anyone to point out even one answer that could possibly be considered a joke. Interviews with rape victims have more laughs than this. (wonderwall)
COP OUT - has a fantastic trailer that most will never see because it’s red band. NBC showed the bobsledder guy dying, several times, well after it happened, but apologized for Shaun Whites coach saying “shit”. Has the whole fuckin country gone nuts? (foundry)
CHERYL COLE - is a huge star back in the UK but she’s in Beverly Hills this week because her dipshit soccer star husband has been cheating on her again. Point being, tits. (splash news online)
Mariah Carey was one of the few women who looked even remotely attractive at Sunday nights Golden Globe awards, so she’s understandably perplexed by people criticizing her dress as too provocative.
“I dressed very conservatively. My dress was long and my shoulders were covered. I don’t know what all the fuss is about.”
Mariah is right, and if I had been there I would have shared her defiance. “This is ridiculous. She looks lovely and has absolutely nothing to apologize for,” I would have said while pretending not to stare at her tits.
Mariah Carey won the Breakthrough Actress award at last nights Palm Springs Film Festival, and when she went to accept she admitted the obvious, namely that she was drunk off her ass.
Carey won the award for her portrayal of a guidance councilor in ‘Precious’, the story of an obese, illiterate, 16-year-old black girl with two kids (both the product of her dad raping her) who lives on welfare in Harlem and has HIV. The film has been a huge hit on the awards show circuit, and with racist white people who like saying, “I told you so.”
Mariah Carey must get bored during the flight to London and use her free time to think up insane new demands, because she’s always at her Mariah-iest when she gets over there. She did the red carpet hotel thing there (this). She had an assistant bring a glass of water with a straw to her lips (here). Now there’s this from the set of a London morning show…
“While Mariah was very nice, the amount of people she had in her entourage was hilarious.
She had two people to lower her on to the GMTV sofa, in case her dress got crushed, one person to walk in front of her backwards at all times in case she fell over and several people behind the camera making sure she was going to be filmed from the right angle!
‘Oh, and she brought her own toilet roll as well.”
It sounds like Mariah is just being tricked into hiring new people at this point. Like on infomericals. They showed Mariah a video of someone trying to sit on a couch by themselves but the person missed and fell over the side and then a skunk sprayed them. And then the image froze and a big red X was stamped on them. Then someone said, “are you tired of getting sprayed by skunks when you try to sit on the couch.” And Mariah said, “yes. Yes I am.” And then they show the solution and it’s these two guys who help you on and off couches. And then there’s some wildlife movie clip from the 70′s of a skunk getting eaten by a lion. And then Mariah sat there with her phone and her index finger hovering over the keys, waiting for the number to appear.
Mariah Carey once had her limo circle the block at 2:15am until her London hotel laid down a red carpet lined with white candles and rose pedals because she refused to walk on concrete, so this new story should have been expected. The Daily Mail says…
(Officials) have flatly turned down her demands to be surrounded by 20 white kittens and 100 white doves as she turns on a shopping centre’s Christmas lights.
(Her list of demands also) included being driven by Rolls Royce along a pink carpet right to the pink podium where she is to wave a wand to turn on the lights.
A source revealed the model of car had to be changed six times before she was finally happy.
Miss Carey, 39, also wants confetti shaped like butterflies to shower over her at the end. She has also requested an entourage of 15 along with about 80 security guards.
It seems like if you’re gonna jump through all these hoops to get Mariah at your event, you should get more out of it then her turning on some lights. If they really want media attention, they should put someone on a rooftop and shoot her with a paintball gun. Hit her right in the forehead so on the news it looks like her head exploded. But don’t tell Mariah before you do it. She’ll just bitch about it. She always has to find some reason to complain.
Mariah Carey looked like hell just last week on the beach in Malibu (here), yet last night on her way to do Letterman, she looked sort of terrific. I guess it’s just the push-up bra. Or maybe it’s because she looks so happy. Either way she’s smiling and looks fantastic. Having the paparazzi dress up like giant cookies really paid off.