
Marilyn Mansons keyboard player is suing him, saying that Manson pissed away the bands money on more creepy crap for himself, including "sick and disturbing purchases of Nazi memorabilia and taxidermy (including the skeleton of a young Chinese girl)". Page Six says:
Keyboard man Stephen "Pogo" Bier accuses the Goth rocker and his "musketeers" (his business manager, lawyer and the band's manager) of assisting Manson "in filching millions of dollars the band made over the years." According to an e-mail sent to us that was approved by Bier's lawyer, Keith Fink, Manson promised Bier "partnership proceeds" from the band in 1993, but then splurged on "a multimillion-dollar home, had a lavish wedding in Ireland, gave an engagement ring to Dita von Teese" and collected Nazi artifacts and taxidermy. When Bier asked for the "partnership proceeds," Manson "devised a campaign to drive Bier out of the band and rob him of his entitlement," the e-mail states.
I had to walk around with my hands over my head for a while to catch my breath after reading about Mansons shocking antics. I'm real uptight, and his unique "in your face" style is so shocking and nonconformist, it startled me. I can't handle his individuality. He even wears black lipstick and eyeliner! Imagine that, a gentleman who wears lipstick! This is highly irregular! What will he do next? I bet it's shocking!
(oh, and considering he has the same haircut and shade of lipstick as half the old ladies in Miami, he really might wanna reconsider who he's modeling his tough guy theatrics after.)

Just weeks after separating from some nobody, former something or other Marilyn Manson is now dating some chick. Umm, 19-year-old actress Evan Rachel Wood. Whoever the hell that is. Manson is 38. I can only imagine the shock I would feel if I knew who any of these people were or why they were famous. Thankfully People magazine does, and they say,
…his relationship with the Thirteen actress was a factor in the Dec. 29 divorce filing by Dita Von Teese, 34, Manson's wife of one year. "Dita is heartbroken, she didn't see this coming," says a source close to the burlesque dancer and MAC cosmetics model.
Dear God I hope the rest of the day isn't like this. There might as well be stories about my paperboy. The only interesting thing related to this dates back to this blind item that the New York Post ran seven months ago:
"Which Hollywood hellcat supposedly has a sick sexual fetish for something called the 'Donkey Punch?' The starlet was having sex with a much-older boyfriend a while back and begged her shocked bedmate to 'hit me in the face' at the peak of their passionate lovemaking."
That was reportedly about Wood when she was dating Ed Norton. He was 36, she was 18 and confused about what rough sex really is. Girls seem to think rough sex is when a handsome stranger with a long wind swept mane of hair rips open her blouse, then covers her eyes with a velvet blindfold and feeds her strawberries on a pirate ship. A more realistic scenario is for the princess to say "donkey punch" because she heard it on Sex and the City one time, then she hears a pop, then everything gets dark, then she wakes up 15 hours later wondering why her asshole hurts.