Dustin Diamond On Being In Jail

Dustin Diamond reunited with his Saved by the Bell castmate Mario Lopez to discuss going to jail for stabbing a guy just like they'd always talked about doing as teenagers. Diamond was getting shitfaced in a bar on Christmas when a bunch of guys started calling him Screech and getting rowdy with his girlfriend.read more

Mario Lopez Got A Head Start

Mario Lopez lost his virginity at age 12 andregrets it for unknown reasons or most likely thought it was awesome then and is just pretending: "I didn't know what I was doing.It shouldn't even count. But I figured it out and I didn't even enjoy it because I didn't know what I was doing ... I can't believe I was that foolish. Everybody grows up quick in the hood.Everybody starts things a lot younger than they probably...read more

Maria Menounos lost a bet

Maria Menounos is from Boston, and she's seen at Patriots and Celtics and Red Sox games all the time, and somehow that ended up with her having to host Extra yesterday in a Giants bikini. We didn't get to see her vagina this time (unlike on Miami beach) but her body looked pretty hot. Things got weird however when she was posing between the black guy (A.J. Calloway) and the effeminate dandy (Mario Lopez). It was like...read more

McConaughey looks like a fool

I bet Mario Lopez is gonna have a good laugh when he sees Matthew McConaughey throwing out the first pitch at last nights Dodgers game. "What is he doing, haha!", Mario will probably say. "Why is he on the mound? You're supposed to scooch way way up, like I did (1). Or like that 100 pound girl from "the Hills" (2). Or the Kardashian girls (3). And then spaz out when you throw it, as if you were a retard trying to...read more

Mario Lopez is a real stud

Mario Lopez looked like a complete fairy when he threw out the first pitch at last nights Dodgers game, but it wasn't his fault because they had him stand so far away. The pitchers mound is roughly 60 feet away, and Mario was about 10 feet in front of that. In Little League the mound is 49 feet away, so Mario was even further than those professionally trained 8-year-olds. He should get even closer to home plate. And...read more

HAHAHA, YOU SUCK MARIO

I don’t mean to brag, but I think I understand what the readers of this page like. So with that in mind, here's a story about a muscular gay hunk in a cat-fight with Mario Lopez because of the costume choices for their lavish musical. Dancing, singing, shirtless gay guys and underwear – this story has got it all! Page Six says...WHAT started as a battle of the biceps has turned into the battle of the bulges between...read more