Marion Cotillard is topless

By brendon October 13, 2011 @ 11:42 AM


Ever wish you could see Marion Cotillard topless? Yeah me neither. But I looked anyway because I try to stay open minded when it comes to seeing girls naked. I’m an amazing man.

(source of Marion filming ‘Rust and Bone’ in southern France yesterday = fame. direct links to NSFW topless pics here and here and here and here and here)

Batman fights Bane outside a courthouse, apparently

By brendon August 01, 2011 @ 1:29 AM


‘The Dark Knight Rises’ filmed in Pittsburgh over the weekend, and if you liked the first two Christopher Nolan Batman movies but thought they needed more fighting on courthouse steps, good news, because that shit totally happens in the third one. Specifically Batman fighting Bane on some steps. And though he’s not listed by the paparazzi agency and I can’t find any mention of him, that also looks like the first picture of Joseph Gordon Levitt, who plays a beat cop named John Blake.

Oh, um, “spoiler alert”.

Actually, after that Marion Cotillard arrived and ruined all kinds of shit that I probably didn’t want to know about, so, seriously, THERE MAY BE HEAVY SPOILERS HERE. Don’t keep reading if you don’t want to know.

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By brendon March 03, 2008 @ 9:07 AM

The French actress Marion Cotillard, who won the Academy Award for Best Actress last week for her work in something no one has or will ever see, said in an interview last year that she believes a government conspiracy was responsible for destroying the Twin Towers on 9/11 and that the American moon landing in 1969 may have been faked.  The Daily Mail says:

"I think we're lied to about a number of things," Cotillard said, singling out the 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center as an example of the US making up horror stories for political ends.
"We see other towers of the same kind being hit by planes. Are they burned? There was a tower, I believe it was in Spain, which burnt for 24 hours. It never collapsed. None of these towers collapsed. And there [in New York], in a few minutes, the whole thing collapsed."
She added that the towers, planned in the early Sixties, were an outdated "money-sucker" that would have cost more to modernise than to rebuild altogether, which is why they were destroyed.
She said: "It was a money-sucker because they were finished, it seems to me, by 1973, and to re-cable all that, to bring up-to-date all the technology and everything, it was a lot more expensive, that work, than destroying them."

And she said this about the moon landing:

"Did a man really walk on the Moon? I saw plenty of documentaries on it, and I really wondered. And in any case I don't believe all they tell me, that's for sure."

Conspiracy idiots are dumb, and actors are dumb, and this is what you get when you add them together.  I think a funny joke on someone this dumb would be to sneak up on them while they’re sleeping and then put a scary monster puppet on one of their hands.  Then when they wake up they’ll get real scared and run in circles trying to get away from the monster.  Maybe set up a pyramid of paint cans in one spot to see if they fall into it for added excitement.


By brendon February 26, 2008 @ 4:18 PM

I just spent an embarrassingly long time trying to embed a video player on here, only to find out that someone else had already loaded a very long clip of the girl who won the Academy Award Sunday for Best Actress.  Here she is in … um … some movie, I don’t know what.  It's all in French.  From what I can tell she plays a naked girl who can't find her razor.  There's some dude on here too, who appears to be uneasy about something.  Maybe he mushed his croissant in an earlier scene, or misplaced the black and white striped shirt and Capri pants that match his red beret.  Why he doesn’t have a pencil thin mustache, I have no idea.  His character must not be 100 percent French.