Marisa Miller worked the Victorias Secret Fashion Show last night as well, and this is more like it. This is how fashion shows should be, and this is exactly how Marisa should be. 99 percent naked except for body oil and lingerie, but still in ridiculously high heels so I can grab her if she tries to run.
(source = getty images and mavrix online)
Marisa Miller modeled the Victorias Secret Harlequin Fantasy Bra yesterday, a diamond studded bra valued at 3 million dollars. That seems like a waste of money. I mean, really, who do they think is gonna buy a bra for 3 million dollars? Not to mention how heavy it would be. This whole thing seems kind of silly if you ask me.
NOTE: this post was guest written by Missing The Point Brendon
When you’re shooting for the new Victorias Secret catalog, theres no time to seek out fancy closets or changing rooms, so brave pioneers like Marisa Miller just take their clothes off right there on the beach. It’s why a lot of the top experts think she’ll go down in history as one of the greatest people to ever live. Unlike Aristotle, who thought the sun revolved around the Earth. Hahaha, wrong again dickhead! Try reading a book sometime retard!
The new Victoria’s Secret catalog with all new pictures of Marisa Miller is out, and if it wasn’t clear before it should be now that Marisas body is ridiculous. She’s so perfect I don’t need new pictures. I don’t even need pictures. If she got killed in a car crash today, I could jerk off to her obituary. I’d almost have to. There’s no way I could think about her for more than a minute without getting an erection.
I’ve seen Marisa Millers husband a hundred times, and every single time I wanna throw a hammer at his stupid hipster face. What kind of dullard still thinks that haircut is cool? It’s cool in the same sense that a cartoon about a penguin in sunglasses is cool. I’m not even positive what the fuck that means but I’m pretty sure it makes sense.
ASHLEE SIMPSON – Page Six says, “Party animals-turned-parents Ashlee and Pete are having trouble … ‘(they’re) on the rocks. He is going out all the time and she's stuck at home’ ”. The story is way better if you just read, “Ashlee and Pete are on the rocks … stuck … in trouble … animals”. (source = page six)
MADONNA – an official in Malawi says Madonna has filed adoption papers and will travel there this weekend for a procedural hearing. She says, “I am the template or the role model for future adoptions.” She’s definitely my adoption role model. Her secret is to apply to the proper agencies then fill out the paperwork. The old way was not only inefficient, it was dangerous, hundreds of kids died. (source = BBC)
LINDSAY LOHAN – the only movie she's finished in two years, “Labor Pains”, is skipping theatres and will premiere on ABC Family. Which isn’t related to Marisa Miller on a motorbike in any way, but I already loaded these and didn’t feel like doing other ones. ta-da! (source = us magazine)
