Marc Jacobs is one of the worlds most famous fashion designers, and he’s currently the Creative Director for Louis Vuitton, so it makes perfect sense that his new campaign would have Marisa Miller completely naked. Actually I guess it doesn’t. But it turns out I don’t give a fuck why she’s naked, as long as she is, so we’re good here.
The only thing better than football is hot girls with big tits*, so it was very wise of the NFL to send Marisa Miller to London this morning to promote Sundays game at Wembley Stadium between the San Francisco 49ers and the Denver Broncos. Because not everyone over there knows what American football is exactly. Like this guy. He came up and said, “whas all this then? Whos this bird in the skinnies, with that lil fizzy gig like in the contest on the telly. A real rum tum tiger she is!”
Or maybe that means he does understand American football. Honestly, I can never tell what the fuck those people are saying.
* just ask Brett Favre - ZING!
Any rational conversation about the hottest girl ever would have to include Marisa Miller, who went to Katsuya in LA last night with her husband.
I know what you’re thinking: “Where? Where’s her husband? I wanna see her husband! Is he behind that jerkoff with the physique of a seventh grader and who still wears Vanns and a fauxhawk in 2010?”
Nope. That’s him. That’s the guy who married Marisa Miller in 2006. The guy who doesn’t have a real job and mooches off Marisa.
On the bright side, seeing a complete tool with the worlds most perfect supermodel should actually be encouraging for normal looking guys like you and people like you. Doesn’t help me though. I’m breathtakingly gorgeous.
(image source = pacific coast news)
07.27.2010 tuesday morning headlines
MEL GIBSON - has reportedly been sober for years, which means he was sober during the now famous phone calls that his ex recorded. Which is weird because he sounded drunk as hell. Also he’s Irish (*). Those people love getting drunk, yelling racist names and starting fist fights. That’s why I don’t spend Christmas with my family. (tmz)
OKSANA GRIGORIEVA - has a new evidence picture to use against Mel Gibson, this time showing “deep bruises around her left eye”. She told police he punched her once in the mouth and once in the temple. But not the eye. It’s all part of her plan to make people like me think she’s lying. (radar)
MARISA MILLER - is in the new issue of the FHM, the British magazine that failed here in America despite being way bigger and better funded than it’s rivals. If you used Playboy to represent the Continental Army, this would be a good way to teach history to boys in junior high. (fhm)
(*) a bunch of people emailed about this, because Mel was born in New York and raised in Australia, but his mom was Irish, and he has dual citizenship in America and Ireland.
06.07.2010 monday afternoon headlines
GARY COLEMANS - ex wife is doing everything she can to look as guilty as possible, including cremating his body and selling pictures she took of him while he died and after he died. She also got one of those full size rear window stickers that says “fuck tha police”. (tmz, tmz)
ANGELINA JOLIE - reportedly slept with Ethan Hawke while he was married to Uma Thurman. Why would Hawke sleep with a girl way way better looking with a perfect face and bigger tits? We may never know. (star)
MARISA MILLER - was at the Spike Guys Choice Award Saturday night, and long story short, I banged her. (wenn)
TWITTER ………. FACEBOOK ………. AWWW
02.26.2010 friday afternoon headlines
JOHN MAYER - apologized again last night during his concert in New York, saying he’s a different person now and can’t believe what an asshole he sounded like in his Playboy interview. Then someone showed him every other interview he’s done for the past 5 years and he said, “Oh OK I guess I can believe it.” (popeater)
BONER - is being remembered after his suicide by his Hollywood friends like Sarah Silverman, Alyssa Milano and Tracy Gold. They don’t say anything too surprising or revealing, but I mention it because having “Alyssa Milano” and “Boner” in the same post will help my google results. (wonderwall)
CARLY SIMON - might have revealed the subject of the song “You’re So Vain” to be David Geffen. I bet the ten people on earth who know what the hell that just meant are pretty surprised. (huff post)
MARISA MILLER - and a bunch of other models are essentially naked in the new British version of GQ. I’d like to point out that this website has more individual readers per month than GQ and Vanity Fair magazines combined. So if any models felt like sending me naked pictures so I can post them and they can be famous, feel free to do so. Se habla espanol. (gq)
