These pictures of Marissa Miller backstage at the Victorias Secret Fashion Show are taken as if she doesn’t know she’s being watched, but whoever took them has a lot to learn about gathering intel on a human target I mean romancing a lady. She’s not naked in any of them. What’s the point in that? If I wanted to see Marissa Miller with clothes on in an intimate setting I would just pretend to be her dentist again.
07.13.2009 michael jackson was gay
The image of Michael Jackson fondling some little kid is repulsive of course, but is it the worst image ever or just kind of weird and super inappropriate? Yesterday it would have been the worst thing ever, but this morning the Sun had an article describing him licking another mans penis and having gay sex in dirty Las Vegas motels, so how can that not be number 1?
A new book insists “virtually everybody” around him knew he was gay.
One (lover) met him for liaisons at a grungy motel which was all the debt-ridden star could afford.
And one told Halperin (the author): “The very first time he had sex with me he said, ‘The King of Pop’s going to lick your lollipop’. I still laugh thinking about that.”
Halperin said: “Virtually everybody has told me. Even those who are his most ardent defenders, people who maintain he is innocent of the molestation charges, insist that he is homosexually inclined.”
He claims the two lovers he traced were a Hollywood waiter and an aspiring actor, “Lawrence”.
“He was very shy. But when he started to have sex, he was insatiable.”
Halperin says Jackson was known to slip out to a motel for gay sex in 2007 when he had moved to Las Vegas.
He reportedly fell in love with a burly half-Asian in his early 20s.
Halperin alleges: “He rarely left his residence, but when he did, according to one of Jackson’s closest confidants, it was to meet a boyfriend at a run-down motel.”
A source tells the book: “He met a construction worker and fell madly in love with him.
“Michael would leave the house in disguise, often dressed as a woman, and would go to meet his boyfriend at a motel that was one of Vegas’ grungiest dives.
“Michael was broke. It was all he could afford then.”
You know Michael was no master criminal if his idea of a disguise was dressing like a woman. A wig, foundation, lipstick, skintight pants with rhinestone shoes. It’s not a disguise if you just pick things out of your closet.
And what does Marissa Miller naked in GQ have to do with gay sex. Absolutely nothing, thank fucking god. 13 pics of her really topless here just to make sure.
11.04.2008 shhh, its a secret
These are nothing but behind-the-scenes pictures of a Victoria’s Secret photo shoot, but today is boring because everything is wrapped up in election. In the banner pic we see Miranda Kerr getting made up while Truman Capote makes some last second changes and my high school drama teacher tries to pull Mirandas underwear up to her chest. It's certain to be the steamiest shoot ever, at least among shoots where girls stand in front of a blank white wall. The competition in this category includes mugshots and ransom note pictures.
06.19.2008 marisa miller is somewhat attractive
This is why everyone hates Maxim magazine. They have a photoshoot with Marisa Miller this month, and she's the greatest thing ever. Christmas and sunsets and the laughter of children can all go fuck themselves, Marisa Miller is the winner of the contest. Yet all Maxim does for the most part is stand her in front of a grey wall. It's like they did the shoot at the DMV. I'll still masturbate to these, but I won't be happy about it. Not one bit.
11.14.2007 heidi klum is fun
Heidi Klum says that she plans to borrow an idea from Christina Aguilera and introduce "Naked Sundays" into her relationship with her husband Seal. The Sun UK says:
"You know Christina Aguilera has 'Naked Sundays'? I might have to copy her and do that. I'll do 'Seal and Heidi's Naked Sunday'. One day in bed without our clothes on." The Victoria's Secret stunner revealed the pair like to enjoy romps in the ATTIC, while Seal added: "This is the longest time I've known Heidi without her being pregnant. She's got her body back and it's real good fun!”
Aww that son of a bitch. I could have one "Naked Sunday" with Heidi Klum, then slam my dick in a car door while getting raped by a tiger with AIDS, and it would still pretty much be the greatest day of my life.
