Marky Mark Is a No Show And Shit Around The Web

By Jack September 01, 2014 @ 9:20 AM

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Marky Mark Wahlberg decided to not attend the wedding of his brother Donnie to screeching succubus Jenny McCarthy. Maybe he hates her because she is a batshit crazy anti-vaxxer bitchhole or maybe it’s just that he likes being the only asshole in the room and doesn’t want to share the spotlight.

Read all about Marky Mark’s feely feelings. (Dlisted)

Playmate April Summers has some big ‘ol titty balls. (COED)

“The Jersey Shore Massacre” may be the best movie ever. By best movie I mean a huge pile of shit. (Huffington Post)

Freckle-faced Nadine Leopold is hot as fuck in this spread for Urban Outfitters. (Popoholic)

Arianna Grande wears a very short skirt on the Today Show. Very short. (Drunken Stepfather)

Nina Dobrev in a bikini on a yacht. Happy fucking Labor Day! (Egotastic)

I fucking hate Rihanna but appreciate her in a bikini. (The Superficial)

Entourage Movie May Never Get Made

By Lex October 15, 2013 @ 1:47 PM

Fuck no. If there’s something that needs to get done right now, it’s a movie based off a mediocre TV show that became downright unwatchable in its final few seasons. But Marky Mark says the Entourage movies is on hold because ‘them guys are being greedy’. To which I think he’s referring to the Entourage actors who want a big payday to make a movie since it’s likely going to be their only source of income for the next forever. I’d ask for bank too. Marky Mark still gets $12 million plus backend to make his two to three crappy movies a year. You know the next and only project Kevin Connolly, Adrian Grenier, and Kevin Dillon have listed on their schedules? Yeah, Entourage the Movie.

Mark Wahlberg Wants Everybody To Lay Off Of That ‘Little Bastard’ Justin Bieber

By Travis August 08, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Mark Wahlberg recently sat down with the Sun to talk about his new film, 2 Guns, and he was asked his opinion on the recent troubles of pop star and bucket-pisser Justin Bieber, who is also currently being accused of assault. Mark jokingly told Bieber in a British accent, “Be a nice boy, pull your trousers up, make your mum proud, yeah? Stop smoking all that weed, you little bastard” before telling everyone to lay off and let the teenager be a teenager.

And Mark knows a thing or two about being a rambunctious teen, because he also got into his fair share of fights. Like the time that he knocked a Vietnamese guy out with a stick and called him a “Vietnamese fucking shit” or the time he sucker-punched another Vietnamese guy and left him blind in one eye. In fact, if Justin wants us to lay off, he should just let Mark keep sticking up for him.

(Photo Credit: Getty)

Mark Wahlberg is officially in Transformers 4 now

By brendon November 09, 2012 @ 6:16 PM

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We know of course that earth will be attacked by outer space robots at least one more time, but what we haven’t known until today is what human will stand there reacting while a different set of outer space robots, the ones with less growly voices, defend us. But now we do, thanks to Michael Bay and his official blog, though “thanks” really does not seem to be the right word.

After an exceptionally successful collaboration on the upcoming “Pain and Gain,” Michael Bay has cast Academy Award®-nominee Mark Wahlberg in the highly anticipated “TRANSFORMERS 4.” The film will hit theaters June 27th, 2014.
“Mark is awesome. We had a blast working on “Pain and Gain” and I’m so fired up to be back working with him. An actor of his caliber is the perfect guy to re-invigorate the franchise and carry on the Transformers’ legacy,” said Bay.

And even better guy to re-invigorate the franchise would be the kid at the movie theater, who instead of giving you a ticket to Transformers 4, gives you a ticket to a different, better movie.

this is why you have a dressing room Mark Wahlberg

By brendon May 30, 2012 @ 10:33 AM

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Wee little action star Mark Wahlberg got a spray tan on his hotel balcony in Miami yesterday, then stood there feeling his balls with a typically douchy Mark Wahlberg look on his face. Presumably this was done for the movie he’s filming where he plays a bodybuilder (HA!), or perhaps because he’s just a fag who does this kind of thing.

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someone please get Mark Wahlberg some pants

By brendon May 07, 2012 @ 11:15 AM

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Mark Wahlberg stepped out on his hotel balcony in Miami yesterday in his underwear, and thank God. If I had gone the entire day without seeing that I would have just died.

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