Mark Wahlberg Wants Everybody To Lay Off Of That ‘Little Bastard’ Justin Bieber

August 8, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Mark Wahlberg recently sat down with the Sun to talk about his new film, 2 Guns, and he was asked his opinion on the recent troubles of pop star and bucket-pisser Justin Bieber, who is also currently being accused of assault. Mark jokingly told Bieber in a British accent, “Be a nice boy, pull your […]

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Mark Wahlberg is officially in Transformers 4 now

November 10, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

We know of course that earth will be attacked by outer space robots at least one more time, but what we haven’t known until today is what human will stand there reacting while a different set of outer space robots, the ones with less growly voices, defend us. But now we do, thanks to Michael […]

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this is why you have a dressing room Mark Wahlberg

May 30, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Wee little action star Mark Wahlberg got a spray tan on his hotel balcony in Miami yesterday, then stood there feeling his balls with a typically douchy Mark Wahlberg look on his face. Presumably this was done for the movie he’s filming where he plays a bodybuilder (HA!), or perhaps because he’s just a fag […]

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someone please get Mark Wahlberg some pants

May 7, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Mark Wahlberg stepped out on his hotel balcony in Miami yesterday in his underwear, and thank God. If I had gone the entire day without seeing that I would have just died. (image source = fame/flynet)

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ok now The Rock is what a bodybuilder looks like

April 25, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

If you know anything at all about bodybuilding, then you know how laugh-out-loud stupid it was for Michael Bay to cast Mark Wahlberg as a bodybuilder alongside Dwayne Johnson in the movie ‘Pain and Gain’. As you can see in these pictures taken on set today in Miami, he doesn’t even know how to cycle […]

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Mark Wahlbergs wife is disapointing

April 10, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Mark Wahlberg spent Easter Sunday on Miami Beach with his son and his wife, who has a super wide base and no tits and when she brings her hands up like in the headline picture looks like a T Rex. Paleontologists must be so hard right now. (I really really don’t like posting negative stuff […]

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Mark Wahlberg must work out

April 4, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

The March issue of Vanity Fair has this article about how HGH use and abuse is rampant in Hollywood, mainly with big stars who need to get ripped out. But I digress. The point of this post is these pictures of Mark Wahlberg on the set of ‘Pain and Gain’ in Miami yesterday. In hindsight […]

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Mark Wahlberg doesnt do his own crunches

April 3, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Mark Wahlberg plays a bodybuilder in the new movie ‘Pain and Gain‘, directed by Michael Bay, and hopefully they mean in drag as a female bodybuilder because he is nowhere even remotely close to looking like a real bodybuilder. In fact in some of these scenes he’s not even doing his own crunches and has […]

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there’s no limit to what Mark Wahlberg can do

January 26, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

In the wake of Mark Wahlberg letting us know that 9/11 wouldn’t have went down like it did if he had been there, some readers on Sherdog created this thread to document all the others times when things wouldn’t have went down like they did. Mark Wahlberg would have saved us all! Or at least […]

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Mark Wahlberg should stop explaining

January 21, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Mark Wahlberg really didn’t do himself any favors today when he went on Kid Kraddock in the Morning to explain why he said what he said about stopping 9/11. “I would never disrespect the victims of 9/11 or their families. It was completely misunderstood.  My only intention was to explain the fact that I would […]

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