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Mark Wahlberg should stop explaining

Mark Wahlberg really didn't do himself any favors today when he went on Kid Kraddock in the Morning to explain why he said what he said about stopping 9/11. "I would never disrespect the victims of 9/11 or their families. It was completely misunderstood. My only intention was to explain the fact that I would do anything to protect my family – I would put myself in harms way to protect my family or innocent people....read more

Mark Wahlberg has given his half-assed apology

Mark Wahlberg, who as you can see is about the same height and build as Jessica Biel, told Mens Journal that he would have single-handedly stopped the terrorists on 9/11, unlike the docile sheep who sat there and did nothing. And then he would have single-handedly landed the plane, because how hard could that really be, all while giving comfort to the other passengers. Al-Qaeda would rue the day that they entered Mark...read more

Mark Wahlberg would have stopped 9/11

Pretend movie tough-guy/real-life jackass Mark Wahlberg has an interview in the new issue of Men's Fitness, and let's just get right to it: On being scheduled to be on one of the planes that crashed into the World Trade Center on 9/11: ?"If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we're going to...read more

Mark Wahlberg is an idiot

My favorite part of the Golden Globes last night was when Mark Wahlberg and Jessica Biel came out to present 'Best Actor', and Wahlberg was asked to read things. Which was funny because Mark Wahlberg is an idiot. His first line, which the professional actor apparently couldn't remember and had to read off the teleprompter, was, "And here is the impressive list of nominees." Unfortunately, "impressed" is not an...read more

Mark Wahlberg says Tom Cruise fakes his stunts

Mark Wahlberg was on the Opie and Anthony show yesterday and when the topic of Tom Cruise doing his own stunts for 'Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol' came up, he essentially said he didn't believe those stories. He also said he doesn't bother doing his own stunts and relies on doubles to do all the work. For the record if there was any way to get his doubles to do all the acting from now on too, that would be...read more

Mark Wahlberg and Justin Bieber are in a basketball movie

Tell the black guys to stand still and set the mini trampoline under the 9-foot goal, because Mark Wahlberg (who is 5'8") will play a mentor to Justin Bieber (who is 5'5") in a movie about street basketball. Deadline says... Paramount Pictures is in negotiations for what could be the dramatic screen-starring debut of Justin Bieber. He will star alongside Mark Wahlberg in an untitled drama that will revolve around...read more

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MARK WAHLBERG - and his wife welcomed their fourth child last night. No one gave a shit the first three times either. (wonderwall) CHANNING TATUM - burned his penis while filming a movie in a river in Scotland. To keep warm, a member of the crew would boil water, dilute it with river water then pour it down his wetsuit. One time they "forgot" to dilute the boiling water and it, "pretty much burned the skin off the...read more

Mr. and Mrs. Jackass

People magazine says that "Mark Wahlberg has finally made it official", and then they add "!". But even if they hadn't I would have been excited. He's such a cool guy. The real Vinnie Chase. And now he's married to this beautiful lady. I hope I don't cry. Wahlberg and his longtime girlfriend, model Rhea Durham, tied the knot on Saturday. The couple, who have three children – Ella Rae, 5, Michael, 3, and 10-month-old...read more

MARK WAHLBERG STILL SUCKS

People are giving Mark Wahlberg lots of credit for going on Saturday Night Live this week and being cool about the impression Andy Samberg did of him the week before. I give him credit for the ability to stare directly at his cue cards and step on other peoples lines. What a gifted actor! What range, what emotion! He’s like a young Brando, this one is. All this really proves is that Samberg is a more convincing Mark...read more

MARK WAHLBERG IS A LITTLE BITCH

Mark Wahlberg was on the great Jimmy Kimmel show (I heart Jimmy Kimmel) last night, and Jimmy asked him about the impression Andy Samberg did of him on SNL last week. Suffice to say, Mark was the joyless little bitch he always is. The pretend tough guy said he was gonna, "crack that big fuckin nose of his (Sambergs) ... I don’t play that shit ... I’m gonna fly to New York tomorrow and slap him in that big nose."...read more

MARK WAHLBERG SUCKS

Saturday Night Live is awful, I don’t think anyone is here to argue that, but Holy Shit Andy Samberg does a pretty damn awesome Mark Wahlberg impression. It’s not SNL’s fault that Wahlberg is a shitty, one-note actor who does the same thing in every single role, but yesterday Wahlberg made it clear to the NY Post that he doesn't like when people point that out.Someone showed it to me on YouTube. It wasn't like Tina Fey...read more

MARK WAHLBERG SUCKS

I hate Mark Wahlberg and his wooden line reads and the way he furrows his stupid brow and tries to look intense but just looks confused, like a caveman poking a turtle with a stick, so obviously it's reason to celebrate as "the Happening" marks its place in history as one of the worst things ever filmed. M Night Shyamalan gets more pretentious every single movie, this time even making commercials with him just sitting...read more