Mark Wahlberg Wants Everybody To Lay Off Of That ‘Little Bastard’ Justin Bieber

By Travis August 08, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Mark Wahlberg recently sat down with the Sun to talk about his new film, 2 Guns, and he was asked his opinion on the recent troubles of pop star and bucket-pisser Justin Bieber, who is also currently being accused of assault. Mark jokingly told Bieber in a British accent, “Be a nice boy, pull your trousers up, make your mum proud, yeah? Stop smoking all that weed, you little bastard” before telling everyone to lay off and let the teenager be a teenager.

And Mark knows a thing or two about being a rambunctious teen, because he also got into his fair share of fights. Like the time that he knocked a Vietnamese guy out with a stick and called him a “Vietnamese fucking shit” or the time he sucker-punched another Vietnamese guy and left him blind in one eye. In fact, if Justin wants us to lay off, he should just let Mark keep sticking up for him.

(Photo Credit: Getty)

Mark Wahlberg is officially in Transformers 4 now

By brendon November 09, 2012 @ 6:16 PM

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We know of course that earth will be attacked by outer space robots at least one more time, but what we haven’t known until today is what human will stand there reacting while a different set of outer space robots, the ones with less growly voices, defend us. But now we do, thanks to Michael Bay and his official blog, though “thanks” really does not seem to be the right word.

After an exceptionally successful collaboration on the upcoming “Pain and Gain,” Michael Bay has cast Academy Award®-nominee Mark Wahlberg in the highly anticipated “TRANSFORMERS 4.” The film will hit theaters June 27th, 2014.
“Mark is awesome. We had a blast working on “Pain and Gain” and I’m so fired up to be back working with him. An actor of his caliber is the perfect guy to re-invigorate the franchise and carry on the Transformers’ legacy,” said Bay.

And even better guy to re-invigorate the franchise would be the kid at the movie theater, who instead of giving you a ticket to Transformers 4, gives you a ticket to a different, better movie.

this is why you have a dressing room Mark Wahlberg

By brendon May 30, 2012 @ 10:33 AM

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Wee little action star Mark Wahlberg got a spray tan on his hotel balcony in Miami yesterday, then stood there feeling his balls with a typically douchy Mark Wahlberg look on his face. Presumably this was done for the movie he’s filming where he plays a bodybuilder (HA!), or perhaps because he’s just a fag who does this kind of thing.

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someone please get Mark Wahlberg some pants

By brendon May 07, 2012 @ 11:15 AM

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Mark Wahlberg stepped out on his hotel balcony in Miami yesterday in his underwear, and thank God. If I had gone the entire day without seeing that I would have just died.

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ok now The Rock is what a bodybuilder looks like

By brendon April 24, 2012 @ 7:23 PM

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If you know anything at all about bodybuilding, then you know how laugh-out-loud stupid it was for Michael Bay to cast Mark Wahlberg as a bodybuilder alongside Dwayne Johnson in the movie ‘Pain and Gain’.

As you can see in these pictures taken on set today in Miami, he doesn’t even know how to cycle right so he doesn’t get bloated. He looks absolutely nothing like a real bodybuilder. He looks like an arena league linebacker that running backs would point at as they jog into the end zone.

(image source of johnson, wahlberg and anthony mackie = inf, bauer griffin)

Mark Wahlbergs wife is disapointing

By brendon April 09, 2012 @ 6:07 PM

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Mark Wahlberg spent Easter Sunday on Miami Beach with his son and his wife, who has a super wide base and no tits and when she brings her hands up like in the headline picture looks like a T Rex. Paleontologists must be so hard right now.

(I really really don’t like posting negative stuff about people who aren’t celebrities, especially someones wife, but mark wahlberg is a little dick so fuck him. image source = fame/flynet)