Marky Mark Is a No Show And Shit Around The Web

September 1, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Marky Mark Wahlberg decided to not attend the wedding of his brother Donnie to screeching succubus Jenny McCarthy. Maybe he hates her because she is a batshit crazy anti-vaxxer bitchhole or maybe it’s just that he likes being the... READ MORE

Entourage Movie May Never Get Made

October 15, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Fuck no. If there’s something that needs to get done right now, it’s a movie based off a mediocre TV show that became downright unwatchable in its final few seasons. But Marky Mark says the Entourage movies is on... READ MORE

Mark Wahlberg Wants Everybody To Lay Off Of That ‘Little Bastard’ Justin Bieber

August 8, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Mark Wahlberg recently sat down with the Sun to talk about his new film, 2 Guns, and he was asked his opinion on the recent troubles of pop star and bucket-pisser Justin Bieber, who is also currently being accused... READ MORE

Mark Wahlberg is officially in Transformers 4 now

November 10, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

We know of course that earth will be attacked by outer space robots at least one more time, but what we haven’t known until today is what human will stand there reacting while a different set of outer space... READ MORE

this is why you have a dressing room Mark Wahlberg

May 30, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Wee little action star Mark Wahlberg got a spray tan on his hotel balcony in Miami yesterday, then stood there feeling his balls with a typically douchy Mark Wahlberg look on his face. Presumably this was done for the... READ MORE

someone please get Mark Wahlberg some pants

May 7, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Mark Wahlberg stepped out on his hotel balcony in Miami yesterday in his underwear, and thank God. If I had gone the entire day without seeing that I would have just died. (image source = fame/flynet) READ MORE

ok now The Rock is what a bodybuilder looks like

April 25, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

If you know anything at all about bodybuilding, then you know how laugh-out-loud stupid it was for Michael Bay to cast Mark Wahlberg as a bodybuilder alongside Dwayne Johnson in the movie ‘Pain and Gain’. As you can see... READ MORE

Mark Wahlbergs wife is disapointing

April 10, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Mark Wahlberg spent Easter Sunday on Miami Beach with his son and his wife, who has a super wide base and no tits and when she brings her hands up like in the headline picture looks like a T... READ MORE

Mark Wahlberg must work out

April 4, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The March issue of Vanity Fair has this article about how HGH use and abuse is rampant in Hollywood, mainly with big stars who need to get ripped out. But I digress. The point of this post is these... READ MORE

Mark Wahlberg doesnt do his own crunches

April 3, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Mark Wahlberg plays a bodybuilder in the new movie ‘Pain and Gain‘, directed by Michael Bay, and hopefully they mean in drag as a female bodybuilder because he is nowhere even remotely close to looking like a real bodybuilder.... READ MORE