Mark Wahlbergs wife is disapointing

Mark Wahlberg spent Easter Sunday on Miami Beach with his son and his wife, who has a super wide base and no tits and when she brings her hands up like in the headline picture looks like a T Rex. Paleontologists must be so hard right now. (I really really don't like... read more

Mark Wahlberg must work out

The March issue of Vanity Fair has this article about how HGH use and abuse is rampant in Hollywood, mainly with big stars who need to get ripped out. But I digress. The point of this post is these pictures of Mark Wahlberg on the set of 'Pain and Gain' in Miami... read more

Mark Wahlberg doesnt do his own crunches

Mark Wahlberg plays a bodybuilder in the new movie ‘Pain and Gain', directed by Michael Bay, and hopefully they mean in drag as a female bodybuilder because he is nowhere even remotely close to looking like a real bodybuilder. In fact in some of these scenes he's not... read more

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there's no limit to what Mark Wahlberg can do

In the wake of Mark Wahlberg letting us know that 9/11 wouldn't have went down like it did if he had been there, some readers on Sherdog created this thread to document all the others times when things wouldn't have went down like they did. Mark Wahlberg would have saved... read more

Mark Wahlberg should stop explaining

Mark Wahlberg really didn't do himself any favors today when he went on Kid Kraddock in the Morning to explain why he said what he said about stopping 9/11. "I would never disrespect the victims of 9/11 or their families. It was completely misunderstood. My only... read more

Mark Wahlberg has given his half-assed apology

Mark Wahlberg, who as you can see is about the same height and build as Jessica Biel, told Mens Journal that he would have single-handedly stopped the terrorists on 9/11, unlike the docile sheep who sat there and did nothing. And then he would have single-handedly landed... read more

Mark Wahlberg would have stopped 9/11

Pretend movie tough-guy/real-life jackass Mark Wahlberg has an interview in the new issue of Men's Fitness, and let's just get right to it: On being scheduled to be on one of the planes that crashed into the World Trade Center on 9/11: ?"If I was on that plane with my... read more

Mark Wahlberg is an idiot

My favorite part of the Golden Globes last night was when Mark Wahlberg and Jessica Biel came out to present 'Best Actor', and Wahlberg was asked to read things. Which was funny because Mark Wahlberg is an idiot. His first line, which the professional actor apparently... read more

Mark Wahlberg says Tom Cruise fakes his stunts

Mark Wahlberg was on the Opie and Anthony show yesterday and when the topic of Tom Cruise doing his own stunts for 'Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol' came up, he essentially said he didn't believe those stories. He also said he doesn't bother doing his own stunts and... read more

Mark Wahlberg and Justin Bieber are in a basketball movie

Tell the black guys to stand still and set the mini trampoline under the 9-foot goal, because Mark Wahlberg (who is 5'8") will play a mentor to Justin Bieber (who is 5'5") in a movie about street basketball. Deadline says... Paramount Pictures is in negotiations for what... read more

tuesday afternoon headlines

MARK WAHLBERG - and his wife welcomed their fourth child last night. No one gave a shit the first three times either. (wonderwall) CHANNING TATUM - burned his penis while filming a movie in a river in Scotland. To keep warm, a member of the crew would boil water, dilute... read more

Mr. and Mrs. Jackass

People magazine says that "Mark Wahlberg has finally made it official", and then they add "!". But even if they hadn't I would have been excited. He's such a cool guy. The real Vinnie Chase. And now he's married to this beautiful lady. I hope I don't cry. Wahlberg and... read more