Mark Wahlberg should stop explaining

January 21, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Mark Wahlberg really didn’t do himself any favors today when he went on Kid Kraddock in the Morning to explain why he said what he said about stopping 9/11. “I would never disrespect the victims of 9/11 or their families. It was completely misunderstood.  My only intention was to explain the fact that I would […]


Mark Wahlberg has given his half-assed apology

January 20, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Mark Wahlberg, who as you can see is about the same height and build as Jessica Biel, told Mens Journal that he would have single-handedly stopped the terrorists on 9/11, unlike the docile sheep who sat there and did nothing. And then he would have single-handedly landed the plane, because how hard could that really […]


Mark Wahlberg would have stopped 9/11

January 19, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Pretend movie tough-guy/real-life jackass Mark Wahlberg has an interview in the new issue of Men’s Fitness, and let’s just get right to it: On being scheduled to be on one of the planes that crashed into the World Trade Center on 9/11: ?”If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went […]


Mark Wahlberg is an idiot

January 17, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

My favorite part of the Golden Globes last night was when Mark Wahlberg and Jessica Biel came out to present ‘Best Actor’, and Wahlberg was asked to read things. Which was funny because Mark Wahlberg is an idiot. His first line, which the professional actor apparently couldn’t remember and had to read off the teleprompter, […]