Mark Wahlberg and Justin Bieber are in a basketball movie

Tell the black guys to stand still and set the mini trampoline under the 9-foot goal, because Mark Wahlberg (who is 5'8") will play a mentor to Justin Bieber (who is 5'5") in a movie about street basketball. Deadline says... Paramount Pictures is in negotiations for what... read more

tuesday afternoon headlines

MARK WAHLBERG - and his wife welcomed their fourth child last night. No one gave a shit the first three times either. (wonderwall) CHANNING TATUM - burned his penis while filming a movie in a river in Scotland. To keep warm, a member of the crew would boil water, dilute... read more

Mr. and Mrs. Jackass

People magazine says that "Mark Wahlberg has finally made it official", and then they add "!". But even if they hadn't I would have been excited.  He's such a cool guy.  The real Vinnie Chase.  And now he's married to this beautiful lady.  I hope I don't cry. Wahlberg... read more

MARK WAHLBERG STILL SUCKS

People are giving Mark Wahlberg lots of credit for going on Saturday Night Live this week and being cool about the impression Andy Samberg did of him the week before. I give him credit for the ability to stare directly at his cue cards and step on other peoples lines.... read more

MARK WAHLBERG IS A LITTLE BITCH

Mark Wahlberg was on the great Jimmy Kimmel show (I heart Jimmy Kimmel) last night, and Jimmy asked him about the impression Andy Samberg did of him on SNL last week.  Suffice to say, Mark was the joyless little bitch he always is.  The pretend tough guy said he was... read more

MARK WAHLBERG SUCKS

Saturday Night Live is awful, I don’t think anyone is here to argue that, but Holy Shit Andy Samberg does a pretty damn awesome Mark Wahlberg impression. It’s not SNL’s fault that Wahlberg is a shitty, one-note actor who does the same thing in every single role, but... read more

MARK WAHLBERG SUCKS

I hate Mark Wahlberg and his wooden line reads and the way he furrows his stupid brow and tries to look intense but just looks confused, like a caveman poking a turtle with a stick, so obviously it's reason to celebrate as "the Happening" marks its place in history as one... read more