Martha Stewart Selling Affordable Footwear

December 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Martha Stewart is a weird one. But at least she keeps it realer than her other compadres.  Rachel Ray hasn’t got the guts to create a chanterelle dish from scratch while sitting next to Snoop Dogg. Or whip up... READ MORE

Martha Stewart Doesn’t Approve Of A Pothead Oprah

May 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s been circulating that Oprah is into really weed. And that has ruffled the feathers of few people and one upstanding flawless woman in particular, Martha Stewart. Most know Martha as the other white woman chef who would rather... READ MORE

Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg, Because Nobody Really Gives a Shit Anymore

August 8, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

VH-1 has swung full tilt into shitty non-music programming for the urban market. That's a kind way of saying black women who watch a ton of television, not to be confused with white diabetics who do the same. READ MORE

Martha Stewart Pops Gwyneth Paltrow Right in the Bitch Parts

September 16, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Martha Stewart recently took the time to talk shit about a bunch of people before strapping on a fake smile to boil some butter in more butter. Stewart slammed Gwyneth Paltrow for stepping onto her turf and profiting from... READ MORE

Martha Stewart Is Joining

April 30, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

If Martha Stewart was just some single grandmother in Boca Raton trying to find a man to waste a few bottles of lube on, no one would really care that she’s joining the dating site But since she’s... READ MORE

Martha Stewart Was Always Annoying, But Once Annoying and Good Looking

March 11, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Before she was the world’s most successful party-planning ex-con, Martha Stewart was a model. Yeah, I didn’t know either. And you have to go way back. But the woman with the recipe for creating the perfect pressed duck by... READ MORE